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What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
07:47 Wed 23rd Mar 20226 answers, last by Patsy33 12:22 Wed 23rd Mar 2022
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Hopkirk

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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now and we don’t know where she is....
07:52 Tue 22nd Mar 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 13:13 Tue 22nd Mar 2022
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My grandfather invented the cold air balloon, but it never really took off.
06:06 Mon 21st Mar 20227 answers, last by aelmpvw 10:56 Mon 21st Mar 2022
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What do the Americans call gas?
14:45 Sun 20th Mar 202227 answers, last by davebro 13:35 Mon 21st Mar 2022
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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
07:13 Sun 20th Mar 20225 answers, last by Patsy33 13:39 Sun 20th Mar 2022
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Last night my wife was complaining that I never listen to her… or something like that....
07:24 Sat 19th Mar 20223 answers, last by Patsy33 11:41 Sat 19th Mar 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

The problem isn’t that obesity runs in your family. It’s that no one runs in your family....
05:53 Fri 18th Mar 202211 answers, last by Peter Pedant 18:06 Fri 18th Mar 2022
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A book fell on my head the other day. I only have my shelf to blame though....
07:17 Thu 17th Mar 202212 answers, last by vulcan42 11:17 Fri 18th Mar 2022
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Whiteboards are remarkable.
08:37 Wed 16th Mar 20224 answers, last by Patsy33 11:06 Wed 16th Mar 2022
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I didn’t think orthopedic shoes would help, but I stand corrected....
07:12 Tue 15th Mar 20229 answers, last by maggiebee 11:06 Tue 15th Mar 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care....
06:47 Mon 14th Mar 20223 answers, last by Patsy33 11:25 Mon 14th Mar 2022
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Always borrow money from a pessimist. They’ll never expect it back....
07:10 Sun 13th Mar 20222 answers, last by murraymints 07:34 Sun 13th Mar 2022
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People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.
06:23 Sat 12th Mar 20225 answers, last by 1ozzy 07:10 Sat 12th Mar 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down....
06:11 Fri 11th Mar 20227 answers, last by 1ozzy 07:11 Fri 11th Mar 2022
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I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right....
04:48 Thu 10th Mar 20228 answers, last by Patsy33 07:47 Thu 10th Mar 2022
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Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.
07:06 Wed 09th Mar 20228 answers, last by Patsy33 12:12 Wed 09th Mar 2022
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I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s also terrible....
06:33 Tue 08th Mar 20227 answers, last by Patsy33 11:07 Tue 08th Mar 2022
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Just got fired from my job as a set designer. I left without making a scene....
06:47 Mon 07th Mar 20225 answers, last by Hopkirk 07:49 Mon 07th Mar 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician
06:45 Sun 06th Mar 20229 answers, last by Ryzen 13:43 Sun 06th Mar 2022
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day....
06:35 Sat 05th Mar 20225 answers, last by Ken4155 08:01 Sat 05th Mar 2022

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