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I saw this headline on the BBC’s news page, and thought it an offer to a contract killer....
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I recently received the following e-mail, with what appeared to be a Word document attachment in my works in-box. The virus infected message managed to get passed the company’s virus protection...
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I am the executor of a Will that includes a property requiring valuation for probate purposes. I know the approximate value of the property, but do I need a professional valuation (such as a local...
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$1.1m – Amount Benneton, which was supplied by collapsed Rana Plaza garment factory in Bangladesh, finally gave to compensation fund for families of 1,134 victims just ahead of the second...
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With our police not interested in bank fraud or shoplifting – hit and run now appears another ‘crime’ which is beyond their remit. This Telegraph article is well worth a read – the police are...
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£10,000,000 – Donation to Labour from ‘non-doms’ while party was in government between 2001 and 2010, when it could see no need to abolish the tax break. £0 – Donations to Labour from...
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I thought all the Clarkson fans among you would enjoy this (from the latest edition of Private Eye) In his world according to Clarkson series of memoirs, he writes:- ‘I’m told that if all...
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Private Eye covered this scam many years ago – pointing out that the company name ‘A4e’ stood for ‘all for Emma’...
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‘Anyone who fails to report child above could face jail’ so said one David Cameron, however this has not stopped officials continuing their obstruction. In 2012 American journalist Leah McGrath...
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11434335/Claudia-Lawrence-Police-say-lovers-have-been-lying.html...
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Further to this recent thread on pension changes coming into effect in April this year – there was an interesting article on Radio 4s Money Box today....
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After drinking red wine, I have long noticed that my tongue turns black – mostly over the central area, towards the rear. The discolouration does not occur immediately on contact with red wine, but...
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Answer: The Handkerchief....
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One day while working at the Guinness brewery in Dublin, Paddy fell into a vat of Guinness and drowned. The company asked his best mate & co-worker Sean, to break the sad news to his wife. Sean called...
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A: The mechanic charges more....
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Often Mr Blair would walk the short distance from Downing Street to the Houses of Parliament, rather than take his ministerial car. On one occasion he encountered a prostitute, who offered him her...
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Over the Xmas break I have had cause to use the Dartford crossing a number of times, and the following article concerning a large number failing to pay – resulting in a £105 fine, makes interesting...
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£47 billion – Average yearly rise in public sector debt under 13 years of Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling’s chancellorships. £107 billion – Average yearly rise in public sector debt under...
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Answer: A piece of cake.
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Q: Why do farts smell? A: So that deaf people can enjoy them....

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