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British Telecom Looking To Screw-Over Thousands Of Their Pensioners

To me, what is interesting about BT’s argument that they should be able to limit their liability to their final salary pensioners – is that the scheme is more generous than that available to...
07:19 Sun 28th May 20173 answers, last by fiction-factory 21:23 Mon 29th May 2017
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Jail Time

These two recent stories interested me, one in which a security guard stole £1.2m from his employer in 1993 and was jailed for 5 years. In the second, a footballer was jailed for 8 months for a...
07:01 Sat 27th May 20178 answers, last by New Judge 20:08 Sun 28th May 2017
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The Pope Down The Pub?

Two guys were drinking in their local, when one of them spots a man sitting alone in a corner who looks just like the Pope. He says to his mate ‘Look over there, that guy looks like the Pope’. The...
21:23 Wed 24th May 2017
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Breaking News – Exclusive To All Newspapers

Woman gets married!...
08:20 Sun 21st May 201748 answers, last by anneasquith 13:06 Mon 22nd May 2017
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Repeat Medical Prescriptions

Do others suffer the same poor service with repeat prescriptions, or am I just unlucky in my dealings with my pharmacy? This year alone, when attempting to collect my repeat prescription, on 4...
14:00 Sat 13th May 201744 answers, last by Mamyalynne 21:48 Sat 20th May 2017
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Snap General Election

I reckon there could be more than a grain of truth in Peter Hitchen’s article as to the real reason Theresa May called a snap election....
18:58 Mon 24th Apr 201720 answers, last by ichkeria 19:07 Tue 25th Apr 2017
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On What Does The Eu Spend €58 Billion Each Year?

If you are interested, have a listen to the latest edition of ‘The Now Show’ The complete programme is worth a listen – but if you are only interested in this, Rich Pappiatt starts at about 8 ½...
19:02 Sun 16th Apr 201734 answers, last by Garaman 10:19 Mon 17th Apr 2017
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Brexit Latest

The good news; we are all going to get a blue passport. The bad news; we are going to war over Gibraltar. This is what happens when countries fall out with each other – they squabble like children....
22:09 Sun 02nd Apr 201727 answers, last by Peter Pedant 08:06 Tue 04th Apr 2017
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Check In With Ryanair

A husband and wife presented themselves at the Ryanair check-in desk. ‘Do you have reservations?’ asks the check-in clerk. The husband replies ‘Of course we do, but we’re flying with you...
14:06 Sun 02nd Apr 20173 answers, last by elliemay1 20:56 Sun 02nd Apr 2017
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The Solution

A friend of mine was having difficulty finishing off a crossword; he had been pondering the clue to a nine-letter word for two weeks. I immediately identified the solution – Fortnight...
20:21 Sat 01st Apr 20172 answers, last by fiction-factory 20:24 Sat 01st Apr 2017
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Return Of The Booze Cruise – I Think Not

According to this daily telegraph article, the ferry industry will reap the benefits of duty free being reintroduced once we leave the EU....
20:48 Thu 30th Mar 20173 answers, last by New Judge 20:50 Fri 31st Mar 2017
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Divorce Proposal

After 25 years of marriage, a husband looked at his wife and said ‘Twenty five years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car and slept on a sofa bed – but I didn’t care because every night I...
08:44 Sat 25th Feb 20171 answer, last by Old_Geezer 08:46 Sat 25th Feb 2017
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Marriage Proposal

A young woman returned home after going out on a date with her boyfriend, looking sad. Her mother asked her what was wrong? She told her mother that her boyfriend had proposed to her, but she could...
21:58 Fri 24th Feb 20175 answers, last by AZardoz 23:02 Fri 24th Feb 2017
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Drug Probe At Randox

This news story appears worrying to me, not only because Randox Testing Services drug results appear to have been compromised, but the following two statements from Randox (contained in the BBC news...
17:09 Sun 19th Feb 20173 answers, last by Old_Geezer 08:31 Mon 20th Feb 2017
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Political Assassination

Two assassins had been hired to kill a prominent politician as he arrived for work. The two monitored the politician’s daily movements for three months and observed that he was extremely punctual,...
22:18 Tue 07th Feb 2017
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Ruthless Hostage Taker

A bank robber walked over to one of his hostages and asked, ‘Did you see my face?’ ‘Yes, I did.’ said the hostage boldly – and the robber shot him dead. Then he turned to the next hostage...
21:42 Mon 06th Feb 2017
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Character Witness

A young woman was appearing in court as a character witness at a trial of a friend. Attempting to discredit her testimony, the prosecution barrister asked her, ‘Is it true that on 5 August last year...
13:55 Sun 05th Feb 20171 answer, last by Shaglene 12:28 Mon 06th Feb 2017
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Road Traffic Accident

Two carrots were walking together along the road when all of a sudden a car swerved out of control and ran over one of the carrots. His friend immediately called an ambulance and the injured carrot...
21:49 Sat 04th Feb 20176 answers, last by Shaglene 10:56 Sun 05th Feb 2017
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120 Hours To Learn To Drive

Further to the thread started by TWR on Learner Drivers being allowed to drive on the motorway; apparently The Times reported today that the government was considering plans to introduce a mandatory...
13:18 Fri 30th Dec 201618 answers, last by ToraToraTora 20:07 Sun 01st Jan 2017
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Sir Philip Green

£100m – Shortfall in Philip Green’s offer to Pensions Regulator to plug hole in BHS pension fund £100m – Amount Philip Green spent on a new yacht this year Source: Private Eye number crunching...
10:11 Sat 12th Nov 20169 answers, last by baza 00:26 Sun 13th Nov 2016

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