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Difficult

In a department store, a difficult customer and a very patient clerk were having a hard time getting together. Nothing the clerk provided was suitable. Finally, the finicky shopper said in annoyance,...
16:17 Sat 20th Oct 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:39 Sat 20th Oct 2012
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Infamous

Before his daring escape from prison, an infamous criminal had been photographed from four different angles. The FBI sent copies of the pictures to police chiefs all across the land, with orders to...
21:26 Fri 19th Oct 20122 answers, last by puternut 08:35 Sun 21st Oct 2012
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Gis a Job

Dear Hiring Manager Thank you for your letter of March 1st. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me a position in your department. This...
10:50 Fri 19th Oct 20124 answers, last by marval 11:58 Fri 19th Oct 2012
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Sheep

There was once a sheep farmer who needed help with the difficult task of castrating some of his inferior male sheep to keep them from breeding with the females. He hired a French guy who didn't speak...
18:48 Thu 18th Oct 20121 answer, last by Starbuckone 09:13 Fri 19th Oct 2012
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Don't Swap

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while...
15:57 Thu 18th Oct 20126 answers, last by tonyav 16:26 Thu 18th Oct 2012
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Alike

A few moments after the daughter announces her engagement. Her Father asked, "Does this fellow have any money?" The daughter shook her head sadly. "Oh Daddy! You men are all alike....
21:02 Wed 17th Oct 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 17:17 Thu 18th Oct 2012
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Has this happened to you?

Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date stamped on the ticket showed that it was over eleven years old. They both...
14:29 Wed 17th Oct 20127 answers, last by excelsior-1 17:17 Thu 18th Oct 2012
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Not Fair

Five mornings a week, a man goes to the health club, gets on the stair-stepper, sets the timer, and buries his nose in a book. Recently, he noticed an amazingly fit middle-aged woman who seemed to run...
13:43 Wed 17th Oct 2012
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Raffle

Tom had won a toy racing car in a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one them should have it as a present. "Who is the most obedient?" he asked, "Who never talks back to...
16:22 Tue 16th Oct 20125 answers, last by tonyav 15:34 Wed 17th Oct 2012
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Regulations

Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, a student nurse found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet. He...
11:48 Sun 14th Oct 20122 answers, last by tonyav 11:56 Sun 14th Oct 2012
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DIY

A wife goes to the local market to buy some organic vegetables for her husband. She comes back rather upset. When her husband asked her what was wrong, she said, "I don't think I like that stall...
11:16 Sun 14th Oct 20123 answers, last by craft1948 21:51 Sun 14th Oct 2012
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Short and Sweet

A six-year-old boy called his mother from his friend Charlie's house and confessed he had broken a lamp when he threw a football in their living room. "But, Mum," he said, brightening,...
14:09 Sat 13th Oct 2012
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Can

A mother told her little girl all about the making of babies. Little Annie is now silent for a while. 'You understand it now?' her mother asks. 'Yes,' replies her daughter. 'Do you still have any...
10:47 Sat 13th Oct 2012
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Met

I met someone in the elevator who was drinking coffee, and complaining about how coffee made him nervous. I said "why don't you quit drinking coffee?" he said "because if I didn't have...
21:11 Fri 12th Oct 20122 answers, last by siuwehdsif 01:22 Sat 13th Oct 2012
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What?

The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five...
20:27 Fri 12th Oct 20126 answers, last by Muzz 17:30 Sat 13th Oct 2012
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Lost

The tourist had lost his way on a back road and stopped at the farmhouse to ask if he could be put up for the night. 'Well, we're a little crowded, since there's already someone in the spare room,'...
12:14 Fri 12th Oct 2012
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Hello

A woman’s phone rings and she answers it. "Hello?" Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, "Hello?" "I'll bet you want me to come into your...
16:11 Thu 11th Oct 20122 answers, last by lisaamrk547 09:18 Sat 13th Oct 2012
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Cliff

There is a story about a Monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the Monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by...
16:39 Wed 10th Oct 20122 answers, last by magicmick 22:59 Wed 10th Oct 2012
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This Is Coming

Not too far in the future Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut." Customer: "Yes, hello, may I please order.." Operator : "I must have your multipurpose card number...
16:04 Tue 09th Oct 20124 answers, last by squarebear 22:00 Tue 09th Oct 2012
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Ingredients

After much research and millions of pounds, our scientists have discovered the secret ingredients to Viagra. 3% Vitamin E 2% Aspirin 2% Ibuprofen 1% Vitamin C 5% Spray Starch 87% Fix-A-Flat...
17:22 Mon 08th Oct 20123 answers, last by Kiki-frog 15:56 Tue 09th Oct 2012

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