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Proverbs

A school teacher had twenty-six young students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb....
16:12 Mon 08th Oct 20123 answers, last by RevArkwright 00:31 Tue 09th Oct 2012
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Roll Call

It was early morning at the military base, and the first sergeant was calling out names for the daily work parties listed on a piece of paper: "Ames" "Here!" "Jenson"...
22:35 Sun 07th Oct 20126 answers, last by coffeeboy 20:49 Mon 08th Oct 2012
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Sex Diet

Calories Burned During Sex: REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent.................................12 Calories Without her consent...........................2,187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both...
10:32 Sun 07th Oct 20126 answers, last by whiskeryron 18:48 Sun 02nd Aug 2015
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Stopped

Mum. Don’t panic but I’ve been stopped for drink driving by the police. I failed the breathalyser and they took a urine sample. That showed positive too. So when nobody was looking I stole...
09:47 Sun 07th Oct 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 13:39 Sun 07th Oct 2012
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Going Out

A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out it's closed. So the guy ends up going to the bar to use the vending machine. While there, he has a...
22:30 Fri 05th Oct 20123 answers, last by sibton 16:04 Sat 06th Oct 2012
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Ugly man

A very good looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of the evening he tries to chat with every single woman who walks into the bar, with no luck. Suddenly...
15:54 Fri 05th Oct 20126 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:27 Fri 05th Oct 2012
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Short Ones

An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No." The next question, intended for people who had answered...
17:37 Thu 04th Oct 20122 answers, last by Jemisa 12:21 Fri 05th Oct 2012
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How Old?

In a village in the mountains, a little old man with a beard and a young girl set up a stall in the market place one day, selling bottles of homemade medicine, labelled ‘The Elixir of...
21:51 Wed 03rd Oct 20124 answers, last by magicmick 23:28 Thu 04th Oct 2012
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No Sex

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this next putt." A stranger walks up to him and...
18:11 Wed 03rd Oct 20124 answers, last by notafish 21:43 Wed 03rd Oct 2012
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What?

What were the names of the three Chinese virgins? Tu Yung Tu, Tu Dum Tu, No Yen Tu...
21:56 Tue 02nd Oct 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 20:53 Wed 03rd Oct 2012
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Study

A recent study showed a large percentage of teenage girls are suffering from carpel tunnel syndrome due to excessive texting. So now for the first time in history both teenage girls and boys are...
21:11 Tue 02nd Oct 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 20:52 Wed 03rd Oct 2012
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Three Men

A waitress walks up to the table of three Japanese men at a small restaurant in Butlerville, Ohio. When she gets to the table, the waitress noticed that the three men are furiously masturbating! She...
19:19 Mon 01st Oct 20125 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 19:39 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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Do something nice

Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill." Later, he got a bill for...
18:46 Mon 01st Oct 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 19:33 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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Chicken

A little boy and girl at school were having lunch in the shelter shed. "Tommy," she said, "I'm not eating any more chicken sandwiches." "Why?" he asked. "'Cause I'm...
22:11 Sun 30th Sep 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 01:02 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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Automobiles For Sale Ad

For Sale or Trade: Slightly Used Wife Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position. Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large....
16:17 Sun 30th Sep 20127 answers, last by Starbuckone 00:55 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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Balls

A man and his wife are on vacation in Tibet. While shopping in a small village, the wife asks her husband what time it was, and looking down at his wrist the man realized he had left his watch in the...
15:05 Sun 30th Sep 20125 answers, last by Starbuckone 00:53 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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How Many?

A fellow decided to decorate his bedroom. He wasn't sure how many rolls of wallpaper he would need but he knew that the Irishman who lived next door had recently done the same job and the two rooms...
12:45 Sun 30th Sep 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 00:49 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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Have you tried this?

Maggie Kelly was off to Dublin to do her Christmas shopping. 'Be careful,' said Mary McGee. Those Dublin stores charge far more than you'd pay here in Sligo. They always double the price. So when you...
22:16 Sat 29th Sep 20121 answer, last by Starbuckone 23:22 Sat 29th Sep 2012
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I have

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops, a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally...
17:10 Sat 29th Sep 20128 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:21 Sat 29th Sep 2012
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Size

For many years Kate Murphy had run the fruit and vegetable stall in the town market and she'd learned to have an answer for any situation. So there she stood and eyed the big Texan who was poking...
19:32 Fri 28th Sep 20127 answers, last by mrs.chappie 00:49 Sat 29th Sep 2012

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