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Intelligent Maid

The maid answers the front door. Maid: What do you want, sir? Visitor: I want to see your master. Maid: What is your business, please? Visitor: There is a bill Maid: Ah! He left yesterday for work...
17:26 Mon 27th Aug 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 17:44 Mon 27th Aug 2012
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Why Don't You

A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things - chickens, cows, crops, etc. After three days, however, it was obvious that the...
22:10 Sun 26th Aug 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 10:10 Mon 27th Aug 2012
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Funny or not

A young man went to a carpenter and asked, "Can you build me a box that is two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long?" "Hmm..." mused the carpenter. "It could be...
18:38 Sun 26th Aug 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 20:19 Sun 26th Aug 2012
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How to get good service

My husband and I had bought some gadgets for our almost teen-age grandsons and were leaving the store when we realized we didn't have batteries. My husband stepped over to a counter to get the...
13:58 Sun 26th Aug 20122 answers, last by heathfield 17:38 Sun 26th Aug 2012
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Figures of speech

A fifth grade teacher was questioning her student’s use of the word "like." She explained that, contrary to their common use of it, "like" was not an adjective but a...
11:38 Sun 26th Aug 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 14:28 Sun 26th Aug 2012
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Lack of communication

A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom. He found his wife with the sheet pulled over her head, fast asleep. Not to be denied, the husband crawled under the sheet...
11:28 Sun 26th Aug 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 14:25 Sun 26th Aug 2012
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The Aussie Version of Creation

In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and BBQ's. He created night for going prawning, sleeping and BBQ's, and God saw that it was good. On...
21:21 Sat 25th Aug 20126 answers, last by beso 10:54 Wed 29th Aug 2012
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Stay

I pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador retriever had fresh air. She was stretched out on the back seat, and I wanted to impress upon her that she...
17:46 Sat 25th Aug 20123 answers, last by sophie_1003 23:03 Sat 25th Aug 2012
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Dirty Laundry

A young couple moved into a new neighbourhood. The next morning while they were eating breakfast, the young woman saw her neighbour hanging the washing outside. "That laundry is not very...
14:43 Sat 25th Aug 20129 answers, last by uroojsaba 11:33 Sat 31st Aug 2013
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Oops

My boss phoned me today. He said, "Is everything okay at the office?" I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy day; I haven't stopped." "Can you do me a...
21:23 Fri 24th Aug 201212 answers, last by Jemisa 10:51 Sat 25th Aug 2012
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Cameron

Prime Minister Cameron walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says "Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me"? Cashier: "It would be my...
18:43 Fri 24th Aug 20128 answers, last by sunny-dave 11:05 Sat 25th Aug 2012
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Breastfeed

A man was riding on a bus, minding his own business, When this gorgeous woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on, and eat it all up or...
12:43 Fri 24th Aug 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:47 Fri 24th Aug 2012
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Naughty

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the...
10:34 Fri 24th Aug 20129 answers, last by marval 12:51 Fri 24th Aug 2012
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Adjourned

A New York man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. When his name...
10:04 Fri 24th Aug 20129 answers, last by Starbuckone 11:13 Fri 24th Aug 2012
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I Tripped

While walking through a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face. As I was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, "Are you hurt?" "No, I'm fine," I said,...
19:23 Thu 23rd Aug 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 20:57 Thu 23rd Aug 2012
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Thanks

John Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the...
17:54 Thu 23rd Aug 20123 answers, last by maggiebee 11:53 Fri 24th Aug 2012
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The plumbers joke

Why couldn't the plumber get a date? Because he was a real drip! Why did the plumber retire early? He was flushed with success! Why did the plumber start dancing? He knew a little tap! Why did the...
20:44 Wed 22nd Aug 20127 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 19:22 Fri 24th Aug 2012
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Shooting

Last Thursday night, an elderly woman from Houston, Texas was arrested, jailed, and charged with manslaughter for shooting a man 6 times in the back as he was running away with her purse. The...
16:55 Wed 22nd Aug 20122 answers, last by marval 22:06 Wed 22nd Aug 2012
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Quick Answer

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his...
10:10 Wed 22nd Aug 20126 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:03 Wed 22nd Aug 2012
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Once

A sale representative stops at a small manufacturing plant. He presents a box of cigars to the manager as a gift. "No, thanks," says the plant manager. "I tried smoking a cigar once,...
09:36 Wed 22nd Aug 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:01 Wed 22nd Aug 2012

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