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What is in the mind of someone like this?

Someone has been posting on Facebook, claiming to be the drowned boy Dylan Cecil speaking from Heaven. What on earth possses someone to do this? Don't the family have enough to cope with....
16:33 Tue 21st Aug 201218 answers, last by Prudie 19:29 Tue 21st Aug 2012
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Selling

Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up. One...
15:56 Tue 21st Aug 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 20:19 Tue 21st Aug 2012
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Another garbage joke for tubby

Andrew and Peter Nausbaum were two very clever young brothers who decided to become partners and open an Accountancy business together. They rented exclusive offices in London. Andrew thought that the...
22:11 Mon 20th Aug 201210 answers, last by marval 23:24 Mon 20th Aug 2012
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Nosy Men

A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread...
19:24 Mon 20th Aug 201211 answers, last by rickmoore777 16:34 Thu 11th Jul 2013
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Lonely

A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to bed. So, both go to their separate beds, however the man was not yet ready to...
13:10 Mon 20th Aug 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:09 Mon 20th Aug 2012
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Short

A Rabbi who was late for a golf game was rather short tempered with several people whose phone calls kept delaying him. The next day his secretary said "Rabbi, several members of the congregation...
11:41 Mon 20th Aug 20126 answers, last by Starbuckone 12:03 Mon 20th Aug 2012
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Getting your own back

When I become old When I'm a little old lady, then I'll live with my children and bring them great joy. To repay all I've had from each girl and boy I shall draw on the walls and scuff up the floor;...
10:07 Mon 20th Aug 20122 answers, last by marval 12:03 Mon 20th Aug 2012
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Fast Golf

A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just...
22:41 Sat 18th Aug 20125 answers, last by squarebear 23:56 Sat 18th Aug 2012
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Why Jewish daughters need therapy

Jewish Mother: “Hello?” Daughter: “Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?” Jewish Mother: “You’re going out?” Daughter: “Yes.” Jewish...
18:50 Sat 18th Aug 201215 answers, last by lady-janine 16:40 Mon 20th Aug 2012
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Senior Personal Ads

FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus....
17:07 Sat 18th Aug 20126 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:53 Sat 18th Aug 2012
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Good Excuse

A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he...
15:42 Sat 18th Aug 20128 answers, last by askyourgran 22:52 Sat 18th Aug 2012
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It's those children again.

It was the little girl's first day at school and the teacher was making out her registration card. "What is your father's name? "Daddy," replied the child. "Yes, I know, but what...
21:13 Fri 17th Aug 20127 answers, last by zebo 19:29 Sat 18th Aug 2012
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Don't you just love children

At dinner, a little boy was told to lead the family into prayer. The little Boy said “But I don't know how to pray.” His dad says “Just pray for your family members, friends and...
16:17 Fri 17th Aug 20123 answers, last by tonyav 17:11 Fri 17th Aug 2012
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I'll have

One Sunday a pastor asked his congregation to consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates...
00:32 Fri 17th Aug 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 17:14 Fri 17th Aug 2012
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Foot

A man limped into a hospital to have his foot X-rayed, and was asked to wait for the results. Some time later an orderly appeared and handed the man a large pill. Just then a mother with a small child...
16:53 Thu 16th Aug 20126 answers, last by Kiki-frog 17:24 Fri 17th Aug 2012
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Oops

A lady brought her baby in to see the doctor, and right away he determined that baby had an ear ache. The doctor wrote a prescription for ear drops. In the directions he wrote, "Put two drops in...
21:34 Wed 15th Aug 20122 answers, last by Quizmonkey 12:39 Thu 16th Aug 2012
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The Proposal

McTavish had been going out with Morag for about two years. Eventually, he decided to "pop the question". As the couple sat in a car, watching the sun go down, McTavish collected enough...
17:11 Wed 15th Aug 20123 answers, last by cupid04 19:58 Wed 15th Aug 2012
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Load of Bull

Three bulls are in the pasture complaining. They've heard a rumour that the farmer is bringing in a new bull, and they aren't happy about sharing any of their cows. The Alpha bull says, "You...
16:31 Wed 15th Aug 20122 answers, last by tenrec 20:52 Thu 16th Aug 2012
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First Lesson

The teacher says to her new class, "For our first lesson, each of you will stand up, tell us your name, what your father does, spell what your father does, and then explain it to us. All right,...
20:22 Mon 13th Aug 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:58 Mon 13th Aug 2012

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