Someone has been posting on Facebook, claiming to be the drowned boy Dylan Cecil speaking from Heaven. What on earth possses someone to do this? Don't the family have enough to cope with....
Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up. One...
Andrew and Peter Nausbaum were two very clever young brothers who decided to become partners and open an Accountancy business together. They rented exclusive offices in London. Andrew thought that the...
A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread...
A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to bed. So, both go to their separate beds, however the man was not yet ready to...
A Rabbi who was late for a golf game was rather short tempered with several people whose phone calls kept delaying him. The next day his secretary said "Rabbi, several members of the congregation...
When I become old When I'm a little old lady, then I'll live with my children and bring them great joy. To repay all I've had from each girl and boy I shall draw on the walls and scuff up the floor;...
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just...
FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus....
A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he...
It was the little girl's first day at school and the teacher was making out her registration card. "What is your father's name? "Daddy," replied the child. "Yes, I know, but what...
At dinner, a little boy was told to lead the family into prayer. The little Boy said “But I don't know how to pray.” His dad says “Just pray for your family members, friends and...
One Sunday a pastor asked his congregation to consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates...
A man limped into a hospital to have his foot X-rayed, and was asked to wait for the results. Some time later an orderly appeared and handed the man a large pill. Just then a mother with a small child...
A lady brought her baby in to see the doctor, and right away he determined that baby had an ear ache. The doctor wrote a prescription for ear drops. In the directions he wrote, "Put two drops in...
McTavish had been going out with Morag for about two years. Eventually, he decided to "pop the question". As the couple sat in a car, watching the sun go down, McTavish collected enough...
Three bulls are in the pasture complaining. They've heard a rumour that the farmer is bringing in a new bull, and they aren't happy about sharing any of their cows. The Alpha bull says, "You...
The teacher says to her new class, "For our first lesson, each of you will stand up, tell us your name, what your father does, spell what your father does, and then explain it to us. All right,...
