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Embarrass

Two girls board a crowded bus and one of them whispers to the other, "Watch me embarrass a man into giving me his seat." Pushing her way through the crowd, she turned all of her charms upon...
12:09 Tue 04th Sep 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 19:28 Tue 04th Sep 2012
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Oh dear he can't win

Julian and Michelle were newlyweds. Julian thought this would be a modern marriage, meaning they would each play equal roles. So, the first morning after their honeymoon, he brought Michelle breakfast...
18:35 Mon 03rd Sep 20124 answers, last by marval 18:42 Mon 03rd Sep 2012
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What?

Once a man went to a pet shop to buy a talking parrot. He saw a parrot with a red string tied to one of his legs and a blue one to the other. He asks the shopkeeper, 'What are these strings for?' The...
18:11 Mon 03rd Sep 20122 answers, last by roger 01:05 Thu 06th Sep 2012
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Which car?

God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth. Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many times I cheated on my wife. There were just too many...
09:56 Mon 03rd Sep 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:42 Mon 03rd Sep 2012
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Husband and Wife

A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. "Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my...
18:48 Sun 02nd Sep 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:42 Sun 02nd Sep 2012
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Jokes or not

A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea-captain. 'What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?' 'Throw out an anchor, sir.' 'What would you do if another...
14:33 Sun 02nd Sep 20127 answers, last by Canary42 11:33 Tue 04th Sep 2012
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Any ladies recognise this?

By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have...
16:30 Sat 01st Sep 201220 answers, last by flicrat 19:21 Tue 04th Sep 2012
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Ladies is this you?

By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have...
16:06 Sat 01st Sep 20126 answers, last by cupid04 22:41 Sat 01st Sep 2012
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Words

A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, where as women use 20,000 words per day. His...
12:19 Sat 01st Sep 20126 answers, last by HowardKennitby 21:39 Sun 02nd Sep 2012
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I'm afraid

A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I don't want to go out...
20:45 Fri 31st Aug 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 09:48 Sat 01st Sep 2012
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Goodbye

Martin was an English teacher in a language school. After working at his current school for six months, he decided it was time to find a better job with a higher salary. In his final week at the...
18:26 Fri 31st Aug 20122 answers, last by marval 20:41 Fri 31st Aug 2012
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What's the Weather

A Hollywood director was making a film in India. For the film, he needed to have clear blue skies, so the weather conditions were very important to him. One evening, after filming all day he saw a...
10:40 Fri 31st Aug 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 14:16 Fri 31st Aug 2012
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Positive Outlook

How to start your day with a positive outlook Open a new file in your PC. Name it as "Boss". Send it to the recycle bin. Empty the recycle bin. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you...
15:50 Thu 30th Aug 20125 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 09:02 Sun 02nd Sep 2012
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He Thinks

A young woman brought her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother told her father to find out about the young man. The father invited the fiancé to his study for a...
14:51 Thu 30th Aug 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 14:12 Fri 31st Aug 2012
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Don't Take It Seriously

Don't Take It Seriously When the doctor says, take off your clothes. When the dentist says, Open wide. When the hairdresser says, do you want it teased or blown? When the milkman says, do you want it...
19:25 Wed 29th Aug 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 12:52 Thu 30th Aug 2012
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The Poor Tailor

Harry was a poor tailor whose shop was next door to a five Star Restaurant. Every day for lunch, Harry would eat his bread and herring in the small garden at the back of his shop. He would always...
12:38 Wed 29th Aug 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 12:48 Thu 30th Aug 2012
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Merger

Apparently Poundstretcher have bought Marks and Spencer. The mega brand will be known as StretchMarks...
20:16 Tue 28th Aug 20126 answers, last by carrust 18:28 Wed 29th Aug 2012
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Childless couple

There once was a husband and wife who were unable to have children. After consulting everyone who would listen to their problem, they were still unsatisfied. Finally, they consulted their family...
18:08 Tue 28th Aug 20122 answers, last by Jemisa 22:16 Tue 28th Aug 2012
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Backhanded Comments

When you hear these comments don't assume their positive sound is all they intend to be. Backhanded comments really are a kicker. "That dress is lovely; it does wonders for your figure."...
15:48 Tue 28th Aug 20121 answer, last by Starbuckone 21:09 Tue 28th Aug 2012
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A.A.A.D.D

With apologies if this has been posted before. A.A.A.D.D. - - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests itself: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the...
21:43 Mon 27th Aug 20128 answers, last by marval 14:55 Tue 28th Aug 2012

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