A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning as the more experienced accountant begins the day, he opens his desk drawer,...
The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chastise him. "How could you possibly advise the client in the way you did?...
At school they are learning about medicines. The teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The first pupil said: Aspirin? Very good, and what is it used for?...
Fred was admitted to a hospital for a cerebral aneurysm surgery. Just before the operation, a worried Fred asked the doctor, "I heard this operation is highly risky. What are my chances of...
A young salesman was out on business when one night he had to stop at a farm, the only room available was with the farmer’s pretty daughter. The farmer having heard this kind of joke before...
I was driving to work this morning when my car stalled in the damp weather. I was sitting in the car at the side of the highway, contemplating my next move, when a pigeon flew down and landed right in...
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on my...
Always wondering about the pleasure of flying a plane an airplane cleaner came early one morning to clean the plane and saw a book "How to fly an airplane for dummies. Part I" on pilot's...
In case some people were not at this race the first time. Horses in the race are: 1. Passionate Lady 2. Bare Belly 3. Silk Panties 4. Conscience 5. Jockey Shorts 6. Clean Sheets 7. Thighs 8. Big...
A man walks into his local bar, Just inside the door, there is a very fat girl dancing on a table, He watches for a while and as he passes he says :"Fantastic legs", The girl stops dancing ,...
A man and his wife were returning from a party one evening. As the couple was driving home, she asked her husband, "Honey, has anyone ever told you how handsome, sexy and irresistible to women...
Once there was a girl who hadn’t got a boyfriend. Her mom wanted to help her, so she set up a blind date for her daughter. When the girl got back from the date she said "That was the worst...
Mr. Shonu had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. 'Open these if you...
A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days...
Big Lorenzo, an Italian fella, is bragging to his friends about his sons: "I'ma so prouda my oldest son. He maka fifty thousand dollar evra year. Hesa Engineer!" "I even more prouda ma...
Tarzan had lived alone in his jungle kingdom for thirty years with only apes for company and suitably-shaped holes in trees for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary...
A hunter walking through the jungle, found a huge, dead dinosaur, with a pigmy standing beside it. Amazed, he asked, "Did you kill that?" The pigmy said, "Yes." The hunter asked,...
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born boy baby and asks, "Are you a girl baby or a boy baby?" The boy baby quickly chirps up, "I'm a boy...
Emma, Olivia and Wilma were neighbours in a small town in Sweden. They would often gossip while hanging their laundry out in the backyard. When it rained, however, the laundry would always get wet -...
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife, "Honey, I got a new secretary, and imagine what happened! She's got a red and white bra. You know, these are the colours of my...
