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Adult

Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex. “You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems”, Linda told her friend. “That’s...
17:00 Sun 05th Aug 201215 answers, last by marval 23:05 Sun 05th Aug 2012
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Knickers

A customs officer decided to search the luggage of three young women waiting to board a plane at Heathrow. The first was from London. "I see you have seven pairs of knickers in your luggage,...
22:18 Sat 04th Aug 201212 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 23:36 Sun 05th Aug 2012
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Sir

A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India. One man he passed sported an enormous erection. "Sergeant-Major!" the colonel shouted."Give this man 30 days...
16:54 Sat 04th Aug 20121 answer, last by Starbuckone 22:28 Sat 04th Aug 2012
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Food

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips." On April fool’s Day a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack. A new chef from India...
20:54 Fri 03rd Aug 20122 answers, last by marval 14:43 Sat 04th Aug 2012
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Can anyone point me in the right direction?

Does any body know where I can find a complete anatomical diagram. I am looking for a diagram with all the body parts in the right place, not seperate diagrams of the body parts. Thank you in advance....
19:56 Fri 03rd Aug 20125 answers, last by marval 20:23 Fri 03rd Aug 2012
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No More

When the jumbo jet on its way to Charles de Gaulle got up in the air, the loudspeaker came on: "This is your captain Emilia Rodriguez speaking. We are cruising at 35,000 feet,...
17:33 Fri 03rd Aug 201217 answers, last by madiba 00:16 Sat 04th Aug 2012
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Size?

In the middle of a gynaecology conference, an English and a French gynaecologist are discussing various cases they have recently treated. The French gynaecologist said, "Only last week, zer was a...
13:26 Fri 03rd Aug 20125 answers, last by Starbuckone 14:21 Fri 03rd Aug 2012
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Learning Course

Jim was annoyed when his blonde wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a bumper, and that she hadn't got the license number. "What kind of car was he driving?" he asked....
22:06 Thu 02nd Aug 20124 answers, last by funnygirl 09:47 Fri 03rd Aug 2012
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Smile

A little boy walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, he made his daily trek to the his school. As the afternoon progressed, the winds...
19:04 Thu 02nd Aug 20127 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 21:49 Sat 04th Aug 2012
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Wine

While he was rooting around in the basement, a man found a magic lamp. When he rubbed it, a genie emerged in a huge cloud of pink smoke. "I am the all-powerful genie. I shall grant you one...
17:07 Thu 02nd Aug 20125 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:57 Thu 02nd Aug 2012
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Waiting

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking. The wife asks,...
16:25 Thu 02nd Aug 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:55 Thu 02nd Aug 2012
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ITALIAN PASTA DIET

1) You walka pasta da bakery. 2) You walka pasta da candy store. 3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop. 4) You walka pasta da table and fridge....
22:43 Tue 31st Jul 20127 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 20:58 Wed 01st Aug 2012
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Best balls

Eddie came to work Monday and his co-workers asked him how his weekend was. He said he played a little golf. So his co-worker asked him how well he did. "I hit two of my best balls," he...
18:25 Tue 31st Jul 20128 answers, last by johnsmithyo2 22:17 Mon 13th May 2019
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Sex Therapist

A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these...
16:36 Mon 30th Jul 20125 answers, last by Starbuckone 19:54 Tue 31st Jul 2012
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Pet truths

Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it forever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes. Although cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many...
14:15 Mon 30th Jul 20121 answer, last by Starbuckone 19:49 Tue 31st Jul 2012
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Doh

Two young men were looking at a figleaves catalogue and admiring the models. Ole says to the Sven "Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?" Sven replies, "Yes, they are...
12:40 Mon 30th Jul 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 19:47 Tue 31st Jul 2012
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It won't

A guy tells his psychiatrist, “I always have this weird dream at night. I am locked in a room with a door on which there is a sign. I try to push it with all my strength, but no matter how hard...
21:49 Sun 29th Jul 20124 answers, last by sfqwsafqw 02:29 Mon 30th Jul 2012
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Batty

Father Moore had a naughty little kitten named Batty who was always up to some mischief. Once, Batty climbed up a small tree in Father Moore's backyard and then refused to come down. Father Moore...
17:50 Sun 29th Jul 20124 answers, last by Jemisa 23:51 Sun 29th Jul 2012
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Laugh Anyone?

Two sailors were washed up on the beach covered with red and blue paint. Coastguards are sure they were marooned. Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively for lawyers? It's called...
22:33 Sat 28th Jul 20127 answers, last by tonyav 10:15 Sun 29th Jul 2012

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