Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex. “You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems”, Linda told her friend. “That’s...
A customs officer decided to search the luggage of three young women waiting to board a plane at Heathrow. The first was from London. "I see you have seven pairs of knickers in your luggage,...
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India. One man he passed sported an enormous erection. "Sergeant-Major!" the colonel shouted."Give this man 30 days...
The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips." On April fool’s Day a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack. A new chef from India...
Does any body know where I can find a complete anatomical diagram. I am looking for a diagram with all the body parts in the right place, not seperate diagrams of the body parts. Thank you in advance....
When the jumbo jet on its way to Charles de Gaulle got up in the air, the loudspeaker came on: "This is your captain Emilia Rodriguez speaking. We are cruising at 35,000 feet,...
In the middle of a gynaecology conference, an English and a French gynaecologist are discussing various cases they have recently treated. The French gynaecologist said, "Only last week, zer was a...
Jim was annoyed when his blonde wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a bumper, and that she hadn't got the license number. "What kind of car was he driving?" he asked....
A little boy walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, he made his daily trek to the his school. As the afternoon progressed, the winds...
While he was rooting around in the basement, a man found a magic lamp. When he rubbed it, a genie emerged in a huge cloud of pink smoke. "I am the all-powerful genie. I shall grant you one...
A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking. The wife asks,...
Eddie came to work Monday and his co-workers asked him how his weekend was. He said he played a little golf. So his co-worker asked him how well he did. "I hit two of my best balls," he...
A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these...
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it forever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes. Although cats are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many...
Two young men were looking at a figleaves catalogue and admiring the models. Ole says to the Sven "Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?" Sven replies, "Yes, they are...
A guy tells his psychiatrist, “I always have this weird dream at night. I am locked in a room with a door on which there is a sign. I try to push it with all my strength, but no matter how hard...
Father Moore had a naughty little kitten named Batty who was always up to some mischief. Once, Batty climbed up a small tree in Father Moore's backyard and then refused to come down. Father Moore...
Two sailors were washed up on the beach covered with red and blue paint. Coastguards are sure they were marooned. Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively for lawyers? It's called...