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Lucky?

Dear sirs, Last Saturday I purchased two of your so-called 'Lucky Dip' tickets. However neither of them turned out to be lucky and I lost all my money. In what sense do you consider my tickets to have...
09:25 Mon 23rd Jul 201211 answers, last by tenrec 15:07 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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Romantic Mood

An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep, but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said, “You used to hold my hand when we were...
23:50 Sun 22nd Jul 20128 answers, last by zabado 19:00 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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Famous Mothers.

COLUMBUS' MOTHER:" "I don't care what you've discovered, You still could have written!" MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: "Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea...
19:22 Sun 22nd Jul 201211 answers, last by maggiebee 13:51 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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Revenge 2

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in. The first biker approached the old man, threw his cigarette into the old man's pie, and then took a seat at the...
15:42 Sun 22nd Jul 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 13:46 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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Rules

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the...
10:37 Sun 22nd Jul 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 13:45 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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Revenge

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs...
22:46 Sat 21st Jul 20125 answers, last by zebo 11:57 Sun 22nd Jul 2012
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Do you speak Italian?

There was an old Italian man who had moved to the US in his youth. He worked hard his whole life at a fruit stand, frugally saving every penny he could, investing money in stocks. When the time came...
18:05 Sat 21st Jul 20124 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 09:43 Sun 22nd Jul 2012
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Would You?

Would you have a go on this ride? It makes me feel a bit queasy just looking at it....
17:13 Sat 21st Jul 201219 answers, last by marval 23:14 Sat 21st Jul 2012
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Couldn't

Mary called her old friend, Mrs. Cooper on her 101st birthday to ask how she planned to celebrate her big day. Mrs. Cooper replied cheerfully, "My children will be coming to stay with me for the...
15:36 Sat 21st Jul 20121 answer, last by Starbuckone 16:17 Sat 21st Jul 2012
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News

Carol a curvy blonde enters into John’s office. She says to her boss "John I am afraid I have some bad news for you." John staring at his secretary's curves, replies, "Sweetheart,...
16:49 Fri 20th Jul 20125 answers, last by sibton 22:32 Fri 20th Jul 2012
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Oops

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in...
15:58 Fri 20th Jul 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 11:10 Sat 21st Jul 2012
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Caught Speeding

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have...
21:54 Thu 19th Jul 201210 answers, last by excelsior-1 08:59 Sun 22nd Jul 2012
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I did

John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made...
20:48 Wed 18th Jul 20123 answers, last by CraigWhite 23:11 Wed 18th Jul 2012
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More titter

My granddad drowned in varnish. What a horrible way to go, said my neighbour. Yes, I said but it was a beautiful finish. My cousin is a drunk, he got a job in an upholstery shop. He is now a...
17:25 Wed 18th Jul 20124 answers, last by tonyav 07:54 Thu 19th Jul 2012
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Free laughter

Two Harley Davidson riders, Nick and Joey, were riding through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a divider in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT". So they shrugged and went...
21:57 Tue 17th Jul 20123 answers, last by Brinjal 10:12 Wed 18th Jul 2012
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Marco Polo

When Marco Polo first opened the trade routes to China, he was quite impressed with their rocket fireworks. Now, these weren't quite the fireworks we now know, but they did shoot into the air, explode...
18:08 Tue 17th Jul 20124 answers, last by bookbinder 20:16 Tue 17th Jul 2012
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Late Plumber

A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went; no plumber; eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, one o'clock; no plumber. She concluded he wasn't...
16:04 Tue 17th Jul 20127 answers, last by tonyav 12:02 Wed 18th Jul 2012
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Tell

I was at a magic show, when after one particularly amazing trick, someone screamed out, “wow, how did you do that.” “I would tell you”, answered the magician predictably,...
14:30 Tue 17th Jul 20121 answer, last by Starbuckone 20:10 Tue 17th Jul 2012
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Groan

There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided by all the townsfolk - the ghost which `lived' there was feared by all. However, an enterprising journalist decided to get...
21:28 Mon 16th Jul 20127 answers, last by marval 14:19 Tue 17th Jul 2012
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Please Circulate

Please circulate this message around your office, and make sure everyone takes part this Friday. The Leaders of the world are asking for your support to combat terrorism and we are being encouraged to...
17:30 Mon 16th Jul 201220 answers, last by askyourgran 00:03 Tue 17th Jul 2012

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