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Sex Study

In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a man's pen!s was larger than the shaft. After one year and $ 80,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than...
15:10 Mon 16th Jul 201212 answers, last by Sheenamf 23:00 Mon 16th Jul 2012
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Oh No

A man was experiencing chronic infections down below so he took his urologist's advice and entered the hospital for a routine circumcision. When he came to, he was perturbed to see a large group of...
14:47 Mon 16th Jul 20124 answers, last by askyourgran 21:26 Mon 16th Jul 2012
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Some of the lesser known phobias

"Hey, this is a nude beach. I ain't getting in that cold water!" - Shrinkaphobia "He's coming straight for us -- with his left turn signal on!" - Oldfartophobia "You have to...
14:09 Sun 15th Jul 201216 answers, last by marval 15:18 Sun 15th Jul 2012
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Must Have

As a professional photographer, Judy takes a lot of pride in her pictures. Wherever she goes, she brings her pictures with her, to show off her work. “Wow”, said her host Sandra,...
13:25 Sun 15th Jul 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 15:10 Sun 15th Jul 2012
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More raise

Sam walks into his boss’s office. “Sir, I’ll be straight with you, I know the economy isn’t great, but I have over three companies after me, and I would like to respectfully...
19:22 Sat 14th Jul 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 15:04 Sun 15th Jul 2012
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Raise Please

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary. In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have...
18:36 Sat 14th Jul 20125 answers, last by Starbuckone 15:02 Sun 15th Jul 2012
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Complaining

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The same...
18:18 Sat 14th Jul 20129 answers, last by tenrec 15:02 Sun 15th Jul 2012
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Erection

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted...
21:47 Fri 13th Jul 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 08:57 Sat 14th Jul 2012
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Cheeky

After much convincing from my husband, I finally agreed to call an old family friend to sing her happy birthday. It was only after I finished singing, that the voice at the other end of the line...
18:11 Fri 13th Jul 20123 answers, last by marval 21:27 Fri 13th Jul 2012
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Explosion

A terrific explosion occurs in a gunpowder factory, and once all the mess has been cleared up the inquiry begins. One of the few survivors is pulled up to make a statement. "Okay Simpson,"...
15:29 Fri 13th Jul 20124 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 19:25 Sat 11th Aug 2012
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Praise the lord

A religious woman upon waking up each morning would open her front door stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbour who would always make sure...
14:22 Fri 13th Jul 201257 answers, last by humbersloop 15:37 Fri 13th Jul 2012
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Oops

A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a police car with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street...
10:35 Fri 13th Jul 20121 answer, last by Starbuckone 14:33 Fri 13th Jul 2012
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Guess what?

When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him. "Guess what, sir?"...
09:59 Fri 13th Jul 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 14:32 Fri 13th Jul 2012
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It's the Irish again

Paddy and Mick stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. Paddy has some budgies lined up on each arm; Mick has parrots lined up on his arms. After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the...
21:19 Thu 12th Jul 20127 answers, last by Hopkirk 09:40 Fri 13th Jul 2012
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Yes Mother

A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Gladys has been most difficult - I know I ought to be more firm, but it is hard. Well, you know how...
18:15 Thu 12th Jul 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 19:36 Thu 12th Jul 2012
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Counting Souls

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began...
15:26 Thu 12th Jul 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 19:32 Thu 12th Jul 2012
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Yes

A fellow stops by to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. They talk for a while and then the friend says, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my shoes...
21:51 Wed 11th Jul 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 09:25 Thu 12th Jul 2012
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For cat lovers.

I love these. http://www.funnyordie...on-t-want-you-to-know...
15:27 Wed 11th Jul 20122 answers, last by Smowball 18:10 Wed 11th Jul 2012
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Difference

A dog thinks, "Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me. They must be Gods!" A cat thinks, "Hey, these...
15:08 Wed 11th Jul 20125 answers, last by tonyav 15:23 Wed 11th Jul 2012
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Give up

An eighty year old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, "Oh oh!" The man asked the doctor what the problem...
21:22 Tue 10th Jul 20121 answer, last by Starbuckone 21:51 Tue 10th Jul 2012

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