In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to see why the head of a man's pen!s was larger than the shaft. After one year and $ 80,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than...
A man was experiencing chronic infections down below so he took his urologist's advice and entered the hospital for a routine circumcision. When he came to, he was perturbed to see a large group of...
"Hey, this is a nude beach. I ain't getting in that cold water!" - Shrinkaphobia "He's coming straight for us -- with his left turn signal on!" - Oldfartophobia "You have to...
As a professional photographer, Judy takes a lot of pride in her pictures. Wherever she goes, she brings her pictures with her, to show off her work. “Wow”, said her host Sandra,...
Sam walks into his boss’s office. “Sir, I’ll be straight with you, I know the economy isn’t great, but I have over three companies after me, and I would like to respectfully...
One day an employee sends a letter to his boss to increase his salary. In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have...
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The same...
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted...
After much convincing from my husband, I finally agreed to call an old family friend to sing her happy birthday. It was only after I finished singing, that the voice at the other end of the line...
A terrific explosion occurs in a gunpowder factory, and once all the mess has been cleared up the inquiry begins. One of the few survivors is pulled up to make a statement. "Okay Simpson,"...
A religious woman upon waking up each morning would open her front door stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbour who would always make sure...
A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a police car with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street...
When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him. "Guess what, sir?"...
Paddy and Mick stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. Paddy has some budgies lined up on each arm; Mick has parrots lined up on his arms. After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the...
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: "Yes, mother, I've had a hard day. Gladys has been most difficult - I know I ought to be more firm, but it is hard. Well, you know how...
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began...
A fellow stops by to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. They talk for a while and then the friend says, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my shoes...
A dog thinks, "Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me. They must be Gods!" A cat thinks, "Hey, these...
An eighty year old man was having an annual physical. As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, "Oh oh!" The man asked the doctor what the problem...
