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Learn

One day a dwarf is sitting in his local pub when suddenly a thug walks in and strikes him on his head with his hand and says "that’s a chop from Karate!" The next day the dwarfs in the...
15:33 Mon 25th Jun 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:35 Mon 25th Jun 2012
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Play

A newlywed sailor is informed by the navy that he’s going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the South Pacific for 2 years. A few weeks after he gets there he really...
20:20 Sun 24th Jun 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:17 Sun 24th Jun 2012
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Problem

Taxing down the runway, the passenger jet abruptly came to a stop, turned around and returned to the gate. Eventually however, after an hour-long wait, the flight finally took off. A concerned...
16:05 Sun 24th Jun 20127 answers, last by marval 19:56 Sun 24th Jun 2012
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Purr Ow

On a sunny Sunday afternoon, two young church members were going door to door to invite people to visit their services. When they knocked on one door, it was immediately clear the woman who answered...
14:31 Sun 24th Jun 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:13 Sun 24th Jun 2012
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New Bibles

A priest concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial troubles. While checking the church storeroom; he discovered several boxes of new bibles that had never been opened and...
11:49 Sun 24th Jun 20125 answers, last by tenrec 18:51 Sun 24th Jun 2012
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Can Have

Little Johnny and a little girl are playing. Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says, "I have one of these and you don't." The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her...
20:09 Sat 23rd Jun 20124 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 17:55 Mon 30th Jul 2012
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Illegal

One day a hooker went to file her taxes, and for occupation she put prostitution. The tax collector explained that prostitution was an illegal occupation. She said she'd have to go home and think...
17:50 Sat 23rd Jun 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 19:09 Sat 23rd Jun 2012
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Oldie but Goodie

Miss Bea the church organist was in her eighties and had never been married. She was much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the...
15:40 Sat 23rd Jun 20127 answers, last by tonyav 19:12 Sat 23rd Jun 2012
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Will You?

A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey. He is not hungry or thirsty, because he has a bottomless bowl of fruit. He wanders for about a week and eventually gets pretty horny. He gets...
10:30 Sat 23rd Jun 20126 answers, last by Kiki-frog 19:19 Sat 23rd Jun 2012
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Dear Pastor

Dear Pastor, I would like to go to heaven someday because I know my brother won't be there. Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister. Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon...
12:31 Fri 22nd Jun 20124 answers, last by marval 10:04 Sat 23rd Jun 2012
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Oops

A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game. The young couple found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching the action. A substitute was put into the game, and as he was running...
23:50 Thu 21st Jun 20123 answers, last by Kiki-frog 09:05 Fri 22nd Jun 2012
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Barking

Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four forty four a.m. by his ringing telephone. "Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake," said an angry...
21:13 Thu 21st Jun 20124 answers, last by Kiki-frog 09:06 Fri 22nd Jun 2012
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Another Priest joke

The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, "It was a good idea to replace the first four rows of pews with plush bucket theatre seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the...
16:25 Thu 21st Jun 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:46 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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Great Steaks

A guy had told all of his friends about the great steak he’d eaten downtown the day before. A group of them decided to head down and see if it was really as large and delicious as he was making...
20:45 Wed 20th Jun 20124 answers, last by doctordb 23:04 Wed 20th Jun 2012
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Oops

A newly married couple went to a family picnic at his parent's house. The new wife was doing her best to learn the names of brothers, sisters, cousins, and all of the associated wives, husbands and...
17:33 Wed 20th Jun 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 18:55 Wed 20th Jun 2012
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Okay

The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him....
11:53 Wed 20th Jun 20128 answers, last by Starbuckone 18:40 Wed 20th Jun 2012
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Ice cream

“Mummy, Mummy, Where are you?” cried the little boy on the promenade. “You poor little boy,” said an elderly lady. “Come with me and I’ll get you an ice cream and...
10:14 Wed 20th Jun 20122 answers, last by tonyav 16:02 Wed 20th Jun 2012
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Mute 1 and 2

Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking to each other with sign language. Mute1 “What would you like to do?" Mute 2 "I don't know what about...
20:44 Tue 19th Jun 20121 answer, last by Starbuckone 10:14 Wed 20th Jun 2012
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Entry in young woman’s diary:

Monday: Went out with John tonight. We were in his car and he tried to get too friendly. I got out of the car and walked away. My legs are still my best friends. Tuesday: Went out with Peter tonight....
18:21 Tue 19th Jun 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 10:12 Wed 20th Jun 2012
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Tickle

In a zoo, a woman sees one of the zoo keepers trying to push a Camel into an enclosure. The camel refuses to move one inch. The woman says to the male zoo keeper, "Here, let me help." With...
16:51 Tue 19th Jun 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 18:10 Tue 19th Jun 2012

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