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A Pastor went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule in the church yard He telephoned the police. Since there did not appear to be any foul play, the police referred the...
15:09 Sun 01st Jul 20122 answers, last by Kiki-frog 14:39 Tue 03rd Jul 2012
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What Weather?

A film crew was on location deep in the desert, One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained. A week later the Indian, went up to the...
11:05 Sun 01st Jul 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 16:58 Sun 01st Jul 2012
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I need

A very frustrated man visits his doctor. “Doc, you’ve got to help me! My wife just isn’t interested in getting close anymore. Haven’t you got a pill or something I can give...
10:18 Sun 01st Jul 20123 answers, last by wardlaw 17:00 Sun 01st Jul 2012
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Anything

Dave, an engineer, was walking on a sidewalk one afternoon when his buddy Harry, also an engineer, pulls alonside him, riding a brand-new Harley-Davidson motorcycle. "Wow," said Dave,...
23:54 Sat 30th Jun 20124 answers, last by tenrec 09:15 Sun 01st Jul 2012
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Marriage

Before marriage. He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: No! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! Over and over! She: Have you ever...
21:48 Sat 30th Jun 20125 answers, last by tenrec 09:19 Sun 01st Jul 2012
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Ass

After having been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, a real southern gentleman beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to...
18:07 Sat 30th Jun 20125 answers, last by Starbuckone 20:19 Sat 30th Jun 2012
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Look what comes

The leader of the vegetarian society just couldn’t control himself anymore. He just needed to try some pork, just to see what it tasted like. So one summer day he told his members he was going...
15:59 Sat 30th Jun 20124 answers, last by excelsior-1 21:42 Sat 30th Jun 2012
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A Woman's Ultimate Fantasy.

In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were asked to identify a woman's ultimate fantasy. 98.8% of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once. While...
21:57 Fri 29th Jun 20129 answers, last by Jemisa 22:21 Fri 29th Jun 2012
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Sorry Groan

In the 1900s an English town had fallen on really hard times. For decades its primary industry had been its textile mills, but now the mills were all closed and unemployment was at an all-time high....
20:55 Fri 29th Jun 20128 answers, last by roger 00:43 Sat 30th Jun 2012
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Name

A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever physical exam. After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests, the doctor said, "Well, Running Doe, you are in fine...
19:28 Fri 29th Jun 20127 answers, last by heathfield 16:40 Sat 30th Jun 2012
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To laugh or not to laugh

Catalog - Kitty's scratching post. Intense - Where campers sleep. Reptiles - Kitchen flooring materials owned by a travelling salesman. Attenuate - You had a very late breakfast this morning. If a...
16:33 Fri 29th Jun 20122 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 22:09 Fri 29th Jun 2012
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Have you seen?

One day in the jungle a chimpanzee invented some tools to eat his dinner. One tool was a flat stick sharpened along one edge, this he used to cut his food. The other was a stick with four smaller...
21:08 Thu 28th Jun 20124 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 18:29 Mon 30th Jul 2012
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Aunt Bessie

Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the world. The problem was that no matter how much she enjoyed seeing them, she hated flying. No matter how safe...
19:24 Thu 28th Jun 20123 answers, last by Ann86 23:12 Thu 28th Jun 2012
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Late

Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what's worse is that he always has to tell a big lie explaining why. The teacher tells the headmaster that she is fed up with his exaggerations. The...
16:32 Thu 28th Jun 20123 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 20:35 Thu 28th Jun 2012
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Some wacky warning signs.

In the right place now. Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product." On a snow sled:...
22:22 Wed 27th Jun 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 10:37 Thu 28th Jun 2012
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Some wacky warning signs.

Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product." On a snow sled: "Beware: sled may...
22:09 Wed 27th Jun 201211 answers, last by marval 17:47 Tue 03rd Jul 2012
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Itchy

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite...
15:02 Wed 27th Jun 20124 answers, last by tonyav 12:33 Thu 28th Jun 2012
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You're having a laugh

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover? A rash of good luck. Some people ask the secret of our long marriage, we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little...
12:40 Tue 26th Jun 20122 answers, last by maggiebee 19:48 Wed 27th Jun 2012
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To laugh or not to laugh

A blonde takes her car to a mechanic! The mechanic says 'Nothing to worry about, it’s just sh!t in the air filter!' She says 'Brilliant, how many times do I have to do that?' Cops came and...
23:42 Mon 25th Jun 201210 answers, last by marval 10:16 Tue 26th Jun 2012
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Tattoo

A guy goes to a tattoo parlour and asks the owner if he would tattoo the words "yes" and "no" onto his pen!s. The owner agrees. When the job is complete the guy pays and leaves....
19:41 Mon 25th Jun 20123 answers, last by magicmick 22:41 Mon 25th Jun 2012

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