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Do You?

A donkey walks into a bar and sits down next to a really attractive young lady, orders a brew and turns to the young woman and asks her "Do you date asses?" The young lady thinks for a while...
20:32 Mon 04th Jun 20126 answers, last by marval 20:21 Tue 05th Jun 2012
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Extraction

A dentist ran out of anaesthetic just before the last extraction for the day was scheduled. He gave the nurse a very large needle, instructing her to jab it hard into the patient's butt when the...
08:44 Mon 04th Jun 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:30 Mon 04th Jun 2012
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Problem

A woman went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out an outrageous yell." "My dear," the...
13:43 Sun 03rd Jun 20124 answers, last by tonyav 17:11 Mon 04th Jun 2012
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Karma Sutra

There's a new sex position in the Karma Sutra called 'The Plumber'. Both of you stay in all day, and nobody comes....
12:46 Sun 03rd Jun 20126 answers, last by holliepierce 06:40 Wed 06th Jun 2012
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Sinned

Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely. Finally, after much persuasion, she consented to go out on a date with Andy, a gentleman her daughter fixed her up with....
10:19 Sun 03rd Jun 20126 answers, last by tenrec 12:33 Sun 03rd Jun 2012
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Special offer

A woman in a supermarket sees a deal offering 5 boxes of tampax for one pound. She can’t believe how good the deal is and asks the manager “is this deal correct?” “Yes madam, 5...
14:52 Sat 02nd Jun 20128 answers, last by Buenchico 02:35 Thu 07th Jun 2012
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G R O A N

A paper bag goes to the doctor and complains of feeling really ill. The doctor does a lot of tests and tells the paper bag to come back next week for the results. The following week the paper bag is...
21:04 Fri 01st Jun 201213 answers, last by marval 12:29 Sun 03rd Jun 2012
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Incase

The other night I was woken up by a noise. There was a man at the bottom of my drive trying to steal my gate. I opened the window, but I didn't say anything in case he took a fence....
14:17 Fri 01st Jun 20121 answer, last by carrust 14:19 Fri 01st Jun 2012
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Fun Activities in a Nursing Home

Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting....
22:10 Thu 31st May 20125 answers, last by tonyav 10:00 Sun 03rd Jun 2012
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Amazed

After 100 years lying on the sea bed, Irish divers were amazed to find that the Titanic’s swimming pool was still full.
17:30 Thu 31st May 20125 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 19:02 Mon 30th Jul 2012
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Look at This

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. When he finally gets himself to the doctor, he says," How bad is it doc? I'm...
14:19 Wed 30th May 20122 answers, last by jabuchanjx 02:42 Thu 07th Jun 2012
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Free Sex

Bill and Tom drove to a petrol station for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the station to customers who purchase a full tank. When they went inside to pay, the men asked...
20:27 Tue 29th May 20126 answers, last by Janecurtis 14:19 Wed 13th Jun 2012
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Shampoo

I bumped into Angela Merkel in the chemist. She was buying loads of shampoo. I asked "What on earth are you doing buying so much shampoo?" She replied "I just can't get this Greece out...
19:36 Mon 28th May 20123 answers, last by weecalf 09:42 Tue 29th May 2012
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Getting Hard

One day, two boys were playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to...
18:06 Mon 28th May 20121 answer, last by maggiebee 09:40 Tue 29th May 2012
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Teaching and Educating

A number of 12-year-old girls at a school were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the...
14:59 Mon 28th May 20124 answers, last by LochNessMonster 13:22 Tue 29th May 2012
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Who did it?

The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night. The carpenter figured sawing the...
13:48 Sun 27th May 20127 answers, last by marval 14:53 Mon 28th May 2012
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Extra Large

A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?" She responds, "No, but do you mind if I...
13:12 Sun 27th May 201214 answers, last by Jemisa 20:04 Sun 27th May 2012
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Field Trip.

One day, a class of third graders from the city was taking a field trip to the country to visit a small farm. The kids were amazed to see all the different kinds of animals on the farm. So the farmer...
16:01 Sat 26th May 2012
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Who should?

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get...
20:32 Fri 25th May 20126 answers, last by chaptazbru 12:50 Sat 26th May 2012
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Meany

At a jewellery store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweller. The young man thought for a...
14:36 Fri 25th May 20125 answers, last by tonyav 16:08 Fri 25th May 2012

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