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Coming

A trucker had driven his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill and was just starting down the equally steep other side when he noticed a man and a woman lying in the centre of the road, making...
17:30 Thu 24th May 20125 answers, last by tenrec 07:02 Fri 25th May 2012
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Angry

Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighbouring apartment, Mrs Silver said to her son, "Timmy, would you go next door and see how old Mrs Kirkland is?"...
13:27 Thu 24th May 20125 answers, last by Playbill 23:10 Thu 24th May 2012
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Russian Roulette

An African ambassador visited Russia and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best...
18:59 Wed 23rd May 20125 answers, last by wellingtonluis 07:46 Mon 28th May 2012
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Expensive

Two blondes were comparing notes concerning their latest boyfriends. The first said, "He took me to his apartment in Mayfair and showed me all these expensive jewels. There was an emerald-cut...
14:36 Wed 23rd May 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 19:25 Wed 23rd May 2012
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Next

After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing nappies. "I'm busy," he said, "I'll do the next one. “The...
17:45 Tue 22nd May 20126 answers, last by marval 14:33 Wed 23rd May 2012
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Why?

Mrs. Sullivan and her little daughter Patty were outside the church watching all the comings and goings of a wedding. After the photographs had been taken, everyone had driven off to the reception,...
10:06 Tue 22nd May 20121 answer, last by Starbuckone 22:13 Tue 22nd May 2012
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£65,000 quiz show

Jane was a first time contestant on a £65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled in her favour, because Jane had gained a substantial lead over her opponents. She even managed to win the game but,...
18:09 Mon 21st May 20127 answers, last by shooty 22:26 Tue 22nd May 2012
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Horn

An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him...
13:50 Mon 21st May 20123 answers, last by shooty 14:14 Mon 21st May 2012
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Idiot answer

Two prisoners were making their escape over the jailhouse roof when one of them dislodged a tile. "Who's there?" shouted a guard. The first prisoner replied with a convincing imitation of a...
21:15 Sun 20th May 20124 answers, last by Grandma_Yiddo 10:15 Mon 21st May 2012
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Try

A very well-built, young, blonde lady was laying on her Psychiatrist’s couch, telling him how frustrated she was. "I tried to be an actress and failed," she complained. "I tried...
12:07 Sun 20th May 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:37 Sun 20th May 2012
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Test

Alzheimer's Test for Modern Seniors How fast can you guess these words: 1. F_ _K 2. PU_S_ 3. S_X 4. P_N_S 5. BOO_S 6. _ _NDOM Answers: 1. FORK 2. PULSE 3. SIX 4. PANTS 5. BOOKS 6. RANDOM You got all 6...
15:26 Sat 19th May 201212 answers, last by marval 10:54 Sun 20th May 2012
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What job?

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: I couldn't concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. After...
18:51 Fri 18th May 20124 answers, last by Ujjalseo 04:35 Sun 24th Mar 2013
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Wednesdays

A pirate is starting his first day aboard his new ship and the captain is giving him the tour. ''There's the plank for trouble makers, there's the deck that needs swabbing everyday and there's the...
14:44 Fri 18th May 20129 answers, last by marval 10:56 Sun 20th May 2012
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Doesn't

At a big cocktail party, an obstetrician`s wife noticed another guest, a big, oversexed blonde, was making overtures at her husband. It was a large, informal gathering, so she tried to laugh it off,...
21:36 Thu 17th May 20122 answers, last by tenrec 06:31 Fri 18th May 2012
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Gambler

A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank and says she wants to open a savings account. The account person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account, and the little...
15:11 Wed 16th May 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 19:19 Wed 16th May 2012
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Immoral Behavior

Applying for a new position as a cleaning lady, the woman was asked why she had left her previous job. "I just wasn't comfortable with their immoral behavior," she replied. "Really?...
20:29 Tue 15th May 20126 answers, last by Jemisa 21:58 Tue 15th May 2012
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Oops

A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump. ''No sense...
19:49 Mon 14th May 20124 answers, last by Jemisa 10:31 Tue 15th May 2012
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You Helped

Jupiter came down to Earth one day and decided to help two criminals to rob a bank. Anyway, to make a long story short, they got caught and the three of them found themselves in court. The judge...
13:54 Sun 13th May 20128 answers, last by askyourgran 22:15 Sun 13th May 2012
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Pride

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country, and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring, "Run....run!" The next batter connects heavily with the ball...
22:01 Sat 12th May 20124 answers, last by tonyav 15:07 Sun 13th May 2012
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Birds and Bees

Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?" "I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears. Confused, the father asked little...
15:28 Fri 11th May 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 18:26 Fri 11th May 2012

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