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Black Widow

Many years ago a Mary Jane Wilkinson was known as a black widow. She was convicted of killing three husbands, and was sentenced to be hung. On the day of her execution the prison officer asked her if...
16:47 Wed 25th Apr 20125 answers, last by missprim 13:22 Fri 27th Apr 2012
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Please

Wayne was returning home from a business trip... bags in hand ... and slowly making his way to his vehicle in the crowded airport garage. Suddenly a large dark car screeched to a stop in front of...
22:14 Mon 23rd Apr 20123 answers, last by missprim 15:19 Tue 24th Apr 2012
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Oh dear

A blonde woman strode angrily into the large store, slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction. The clerk asked, "What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat...
14:07 Mon 23rd Apr 20124 answers, last by wildwood 22:45 Tue 24th Apr 2012
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Naughty parrot

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She...
16:24 Sun 22nd Apr 20126 answers, last by mike11111 22:04 Mon 23rd Apr 2012
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Name?

Murphy, O’Shea & Mullligan go for a job on a building site, but have been told beforehand that the foreman dislikes the Irish. Murphy suggests to the other two that they give English...
17:57 Fri 20th Apr 20122 answers, last by missprim 13:28 Sat 21st Apr 2012
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At sea

Mick and Paddy had promised their uncle Seamus, who had been a seafaring gent all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the boys kept their promise....
10:29 Fri 20th Apr 20125 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 19:43 Sat 21st Apr 2012
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Preparing

A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle. Well, Mom forgot until...
20:46 Thu 19th Apr 20122 answers, last by louculhane 22:09 Thu 19th Apr 2012
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Farmhouse

A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was looking for. During an inspection of the property, however, he found a hive of bees. He told the owner that he was deathly afraid of...
16:02 Thu 19th Apr 20129 answers, last by Georgiesmum 07:27 Fri 20th Apr 2012
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Rip-off

What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying "Newly translated from the original French: 37 mating positions." Noticing that the books were...
17:57 Wed 18th Apr 20126 answers, last by weecalf 22:37 Wed 18th Apr 2012
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Pam Ayres

i hope Star doesn't mind, but here is another Pam Ayres poem I like. THE EMBARRASSING EXPERIENCE WITH THE PARROT. At the Cotswold Wild Life Park, In the merry month of May, I paid the man the money,...
10:04 Tue 17th Apr 20124 answers, last by Ann86 22:22 Tue 17th Apr 2012
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Who?

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand....
08:17 Tue 17th Apr 20124 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 17:53 Tue 17th Apr 2012
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Stuttering Problem

A guy walks into his doctor's office and says, "Ddddoc, I've bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III'm tired of it. Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme???" The doc says, "Well, I'll have to...
21:57 Mon 16th Apr 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 08:02 Tue 17th Apr 2012
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The Other Side

Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact. On one side of the river lived the rabbit, and on the other side lived the bear. One fine day, the bear was sitting on a stump,...
18:48 Mon 16th Apr 20124 answers, last by marval 21:18 Mon 16th Apr 2012
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Alternative film titles to Brokeback Mountain

HIGH NOONER JEREMIAH'S JOHNSON TRUE, HE GRITS THE PLEASURE OF THE SIERRA, PADRE THE MAN WHO SHOT ALL OVER LIBERTY VALANCE HOW THE WEST WAS HUNG THE WILD BRUNCH HE WORE A YELLOW RIBBON THE LEGEND OF...
12:48 Sun 15th Apr 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 19:07 Sun 15th Apr 2012
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Chocolate Rules

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want....
13:42 Sat 14th Apr 20124 answers, last by marval 21:28 Sat 14th Apr 2012
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Dog Rules

Visitors: Quickly determine which guest is afraid of dogs. Charge across the room, barking loudly and leap playfully on this person. If the human falls down on the floor and starts crying, lick its...
12:15 Sat 14th Apr 20129 answers, last by marval 21:31 Sat 14th Apr 2012
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Cat Rules

1. Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get a door open, stand on hind legs and scratch the frame. You may also reach under the door and pull clothing towards you; sulks get the quickest...
09:40 Sat 14th Apr 20122 answers, last by tenrec 18:11 Sat 14th Apr 2012
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Truvia

Can anyone tell me who the female singing in the Truvia ad is? My OH is sure he has seen her in some programme but can't remember what....
09:14 Sat 14th Apr 20125 answers, last by ojread2 19:49 Sat 14th Apr 2012
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Quiet Speech

An Englishman ,a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speeches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience. The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his...
21:10 Fri 13th Apr 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:42 Fri 13th Apr 2012
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Oh dear

Last summer, when the power mower was broken and wouldn't run Jane kept hinting to Bob, her husband that he needed to get it fixed. However, for some reason the message wasn't sinking in. She finally...
10:02 Fri 13th Apr 2012

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