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Prince Philip

Prince Philip looks out of the window on Christmas Eve. He notices Santa with Rudolph. "That is some reindeer' he says. "Yes," replies The Queen. "Sixty four years is a long time."...
15:57 Sat 09th Dec 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 18:21 Sat 09th Dec 2017
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Correct?

Teaching an English lesson, the teacher wrote on the board, fully aware of the grammar errors. "I ain't had no fun in months." "Now, how should I correct this sentence?" She asked. "Get a new...
20:31 Thu 07th Dec 20176 answers, last by waterboatman 07:49 Fri 08th Dec 2017
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A Roman

A Roman walks into a bar. He sticks two fingers up to the barman and says, "Five beers please."...
16:14 Sat 02nd Dec 20172 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:51 Sun 03rd Dec 2017
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I Am

I am constantly having to separate fact from fiction. I hate being a Librarian....
18:22 Fri 01st Dec 20172 answers, last by Tilly2 21:06 Fri 01st Dec 2017
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How Many?

Paddy and Murphy walk into a pub. "How many should we have this time?" asks Paddy. "Remember last time we were in here we had four and we didn't finish the last one." Said Murphy. "Don't worry" says...
16:08 Mon 27th Nov 20173 answers, last by Arksided 23:42 Mon 27th Nov 2017
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I Wanted

I wanted to buy a Christmas present for my partner. I was online earlier and I logged onto Yorkshiremenswear.com. All I got was a load of northern blokes effing and blinding....
22:58 Sat 25th Nov 20171 answer, last by zebo 23:41 Sat 25th Nov 2017
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What Did He Ask?

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear? "She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband...
22:22 Fri 24th Nov 20174 answers, last by Shaglene 13:11 Sat 25th Nov 2017
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What Happened?

A Mountain woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen. When she got home she asked her husband, "What is a specimen?" He replied, "Danged if I...
19:38 Thu 23rd Nov 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 19:48 Thu 23rd Nov 2017
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Oh The Shame Of Dogs

We had the cats, now here are the dogs. https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Dog+Shaming&FORM=RESTAB...
23:06 Mon 20th Nov 20174 answers, last by marval 23:28 Mon 20th Nov 2017
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Oh The Shame

I like these pictures, cats caught in the act perhaps. https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=shamed+cat+pictures&qpvt=shamed+cat+pictures&FORM=IGRE...
19:09 Mon 20th Nov 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 20:20 Mon 20th Nov 2017
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Break-In

There was a break-in at the Dublin hall of mirrors last night. So far, Irish police have arrested 15 midgets and a 7ft anorexic woman....
15:05 Sat 18th Nov 20172 answers, last by jno 17:04 Sat 18th Nov 2017
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Cats On A Train

This is in Japan where a lot of cats have been culled. So to highlight this you can share your train. https://news.sky.com/video/cats-life-japans-moggies-go-mobile-11029224...
19:07 Thu 16th Nov 20172 answers, last by marval 19:20 Thu 16th Nov 2017
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A Foggy Halloween Night

A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears. Bump.... Bump... Bump.... Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright...
17:30 Tue 31st Oct 20179 answers, last by Voltage 19:50 Tue 31st Oct 2017
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My Friend

My friend has challenged me to see who can produce the most saliva. It is a mouth watering contest....
19:10 Mon 30th Oct 20177 answers, last by Shaglene 10:12 Tue 31st Oct 2017
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Why?

Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex? Because the condom wouldn't fit over the phone....
00:16 Mon 30th Oct 2017
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Building

My partner and I plan to recreate every position from the Kama Sutra tonight using only Lego bricks. The excitement is building....
22:11 Sat 28th Oct 201712 answers, last by marval 23:00 Sat 28th Oct 2017
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What Should?

A woman is visiting in Israel and notices that her little travel alarm needs a battery. She looks for a watch repair shop, but she doesn't read Hebrew. She finally sees a shop with clocks and watches...
22:18 Fri 27th Oct 20174 answers, last by sapelesam 22:30 Fri 27th Oct 2017
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There Is

There is a gang going through our town. Systematically shoplifting clothes in size order. The police believe they're still at large....
22:30 Thu 26th Oct 20177 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:25 Fri 27th Oct 2017
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Because

The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge. "I don't recognise this court!" "Why?" asked the Judge. "Because you've had it decorated since the last time I was here."...
21:52 Tue 24th Oct 20178 answers, last by Patsy33 16:56 Wed 25th Oct 2017
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I Know What You Want

Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting. For...
22:51 Mon 23rd Oct 20171 answer, last by Shaglene 15:21 Tue 24th Oct 2017

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