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Great Canal Journeys

For those who are interested "Great Canal Journeys" is back next Sunday. 8pm on Channel 4 I am looking forward to it, I love The Norfolk Broads....
18:47 Sun 22nd Oct 20173 answers, last by naomi24 07:55 Mon 23rd Oct 2017
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Write It Yourself Guys.

Bill’s second Anniversary was coming up and if there was one thing that got his wife Suzy upset, it was not getting a thoughtful gift on a special occasion. Bill quizzed all his friends, co workers,...
16:27 Sat 21st Oct 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 16:40 Sat 21st Oct 2017
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How Often?

A first grade teacher handed out a colouring page to her students. On it was a picture of a frog holding an umbrella. When the class handed them in, one little boy had coloured the frog bright purple....
22:23 Thu 19th Oct 20171 answer, last by Shaglene 09:08 Fri 20th Oct 2017
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I Met

I met my husband at a Chess tournament. He made the first move....
19:25 Thu 19th Oct 201714 answers, last by marval 21:02 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Oops

A husband says to his wife. Darling, I have to confess to you. When I’m having sex with you, I sometimes think about other women. Oh you nasty man. When I have sex with other men, I always think...
22:03 Wed 18th Oct 20172 answers, last by Shaglene 14:51 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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I Went

“I went to the doctor this morning and told him I felt run down. "‘Why do you feel like that?" he asked. "Because, I’ve got tyre marks on my legs.” I replied....
18:49 Wed 18th Oct 20175 answers, last by Shaglene 15:02 Thu 19th Oct 2017
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Whistle

Young Gordon was with his parents and they were taking refreshments in the bar at Reading station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed out of the bar onto the platform only to discover...
21:59 Tue 17th Oct 20174 answers, last by Shaglene 14:04 Wed 18th Oct 2017
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I Suggest

An irate woman burst into the baker's shop and said, "I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning, but when I weighed them there was only one pound. I suggest that you check your scales."...
21:21 Mon 16th Oct 201723 answers, last by gness 22:12 Mon 16th Oct 2017
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Tough Fight

One night, Murphy was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Murphy and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Murphy put up a tremendous fight. However,...
22:21 Sun 15th Oct 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 22:32 Sun 15th Oct 2017
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A Man

A man goes to see the Doctor and says, "Doc, I feel as lifeless as a Welsh resort in winter." The doctor replies, "Goodness me, it sounds like you're Rhyl."...
16:16 Sun 15th Oct 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 17:03 Sun 15th Oct 2017
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I Was

I was kicked out of the bird enclosure in Bristol Zoo today. Apparently I ruffled a few feathers....
16:54 Fri 13th Oct 201731 answers, last by Patsy33 00:02 Sun 15th Oct 2017
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Godspeed

The nuns at a small convent were happy to learn that an anonymous donor had left his modest estate to them. Each nun had been left $50 in cash to give away as she saw fit. Each nun announced how she...
22:34 Thu 12th Oct 20171 answer, last by Patsy33 22:45 Thu 12th Oct 2017
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Where Is It?

Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop. "What's the matter?" she asked. "Where's the body?!" demanded the...
18:36 Thu 12th Oct 201710 answers, last by Toorak 23:25 Thu 12th Oct 2017
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I Had

I had a wonderful meal last night here in Spain. It is the only Irish Chinese restaurant in Spain. look it up on Google, Paddy Fields....
16:47 Tue 10th Oct 20172 answers, last by Patsy33 17:31 Tue 10th Oct 2017
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I Am Going

I am going to London tomorrow While I am there I am going to buy some relish I was not sure where to get it But my friend said the best place to find some is Piccalilli Circus....
18:25 Tue 03rd Oct 20173 answers, last by Patsy33 18:33 Tue 03rd Oct 2017
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Have You Got?

A man walks into a library and says, "Have you got a book on card tricks?" The librarian says, "Yes, pick one of these books, any book, look at it, then put it back in the pile."...
12:00 Sun 01st Oct 20175 answers, last by Patsy33 13:04 Sun 01st Oct 2017
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I Have

I have just got myself an HTC android. It is nowhere near as good as my C-3PO....
18:06 Sat 30th Sep 2017
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Vistaprint

OH bought some cards from Vistaprint, all was well until I looked at one and noticed a mistake. There was a number missing off our phone number. We checked and it was OH's fault, he had put the wrong...
21:43 Sun 24th Sep 20178 answers, last by ygritte 11:25 Mon 25th Sep 2017
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Two Cats

A tom cat and a tabby cat were courting on a back fence one evening. The tom leaned over to the tabby with pent up passion and purred, "I'd die for you!" The tabby gazed at him from under lowered eye...
16:46 Wed 20th Sep 2017
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You Could

I painted a picture of my cat's feet today. You could say it was a paw-trait....
15:31 Wed 20th Sep 20172 answers, last by Spicerack 12:23 Thu 21st Sep 2017

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