a man drowned in a bowl of musili thismorning,,,,,,,a strong current pulled him in,,,,,,,, man walks into the butchers and bet him he could not reach the meat on the top shelf,,,the butcher said...
I've been given a written warning for telling a child off. The said 'thing'' was wandering off at circle time (I work at a pre-school) so I brought him back and he wriggled and told me 'let me go!'....
Not exactly current, but prompted by a program last night. She stands accused of using her position as PMs wife to make money from speaking engagements. Bit of a devil's advocate question, but - so...
Is it just my husband who turns into Victor Meldrew at the weekend ? He's only 32 but my god he can whinge ! Love him dearly but he moans like an old man sometimes.I just laugh at him which probably...
As a newcomer I have to say that Im appalled at the raciscism on this site. Racist remarks about Jews,Scots the Welsh and so on. If there is no racist report option then I suggest to the editor that...
Tories are increasingly disillusioned with Cameron. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles /news/news.html?in_article_id=465864&in_page_i d=1770 Do you think he will still be the...
In Barnstaple, a member of staff at the local hospital said someone looked like a jungle bunny because they had a sun tan after being on holiday. Someone else heard it and reported it. The police were...
Following on from some previous posts about foreigners with rucksacks and jews and muslims im wondering why are the british so rascist? Britain was behind slavery,persecutionj of the jews,crusading...
I know the anti smoking lobby are a force to be reckoned with but its a bit harsh arresting Michael Barrymore just for putting a fag out in his pool !!
Im reading lots of posts regarding the concert in london for diana and all the posts relating to missing her and how touched everyone is by missing her. Now say what you want to me but as far as im...
In light of the recent bomb scares in London the French press have reported that the french goverment have raised its terror alert level from hide to run. The only two higher levels in france are...
will westerns ever be the same again after cold mountain,I mean , are the following phrases out of context. "Lets take em from behind men" "Now move your hand, reaaaal slow. Ride em cowboy. Lets go...
Collective groans i know. Is this what the AnswerBank had in mind when it opened the SAB and included a " Sports Pub Chat " section? http://www.sportsanswerbank.com/Sports-Pub-Cha...
watching bill hicks and i just wet myself at this clip. you can use some of his lines after the smoking ban. best line " i think its terrible coming up to smokers and coughing.do you go up to cripples...
Was the wife of a British Prime Minister right to rebuff the World's press, when she made the following remark to them as she left Downing Street with the PM, on their way to Buckingham Palace. ' We...