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Lion_Tamer

I am the greatest

I have destroyed the stupid lion whatever. What is my next mission, who do you want me to destroy?

mistypuppy

Oija Board

Have any of you ever tried this? If so what happened?

dot.hawkes

not checkin if this has been posted already cos i am lazy

the Merseyside CTU (counter terrorist unit for the non 24 viewer) today made a significant series of arrests, they managed to capture the scouse wing of a major terrorist threat, they captured Bin...

Whickerman

So my lady wife and I were chatting over tea and crumpets about the state of the nation, rising interest rates etc, and got to talking about names for lady bits. Now there are dozens, but my question...

Doc Spock

Bad Friday night

just watched a bit of Lenny Henry on TV, is it me or is he really that crap. The audience seemed to be mostly black and laughing their socks off at his oh so boring fake west indian accent. He is more...

johnlambert

computor password

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he could remember easily and will...

Lindylou

Favourite Actress

Who's your favourite film actress? Mine's Christine Lahti.

Nathan_Adler

Teenage Drug dealers

Teenagers or not, they knew the consequences. I hope they rot in Hell. Does this make me harsh?

whiffey

Mayor Ken

Has got something going, a national assembly against racism, a celebration of multi-culturalism. RISE or similar ? Great, isn't it ? One day not too far away, the 'ethnic minorities' will be firmly...

NikkiB

Urdu? Come off it!

There are plans to teach children, amongst other options, Urdu. Sorry but too many people coming to this country speak Urdu and nothing else, to our great expense. There is no social, and certainly no...

tuppence2

Grandaughter had her school concert today.

went along to watch her, she is 5. the reception class sang a song which we were told had been altered in the last verse by one of the asian children in the (Catholic) school, the first two verses...

The QuietMan

Plasma or LCD

I am thinking of getting a 42 inch TV, but am not sure whether to get LCD or Plasma. I can get a Samsung Plasma or an LG LCD for roughly the same price. Which is better for this size of screen? Also,...

Goodsoulette

why?

is there an advert for vaginal stretching over there>>>>>?

dilligaf

Came far too early.

Man goes to the doctors having problems with premature ejaculation. Doctor tells him when you feel you are going to come give yourself a fright by firing a starter pistol in the air to prolong sex,...

missrandom

what does the term "bint" mean?

its obviously derogatory, but is it a northern thing, you see as a southerner i have never heard this term before, except on here.

stokeace

madonna

watching her on the wembley concert...she is still good.........for her age lol

bluevern

best joke in the world

an unemployed man is looking through the local paper for a job with no luck,,hes been out of work for ages and would do anything!!! whilst looking he sees this advertisment for a job at billy smarts...

dilligaf

Another doctor joke.

Eight doctors: three car bombs, no deaths. Harold Shipman: one doctor, one syringe, 300 deaths. Makes you almost proud to be English.

Bazile

The Floods Again

Whils't I do not want to sound uncaring , cos I do sympathize - it must be devestating to have your possesions ruined . However , listening to some people who have been affected , by the recent floods...

brian j john

absports

why can't i post a question or answer on absports keep getting error report

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