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Four in ten homes taken by immigrants

The current housing situation in the UK is a hotly debated subject at the moment. New research will add fuel to the current fire after revealing four in ten homes built in the last decade have been...

bobtheturkey

42 hours and 40 mins

to go :)

sleepy1

what a naughty boy

my son of 13 done this im not happy ....... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LcYYGDzciyU

EngTeach

Worst News

As some of you know I was waiting for my mother's oncologist to give us direction for her further care. After some more tests he feels that further chemo, etc. would not work and would really wipe her...

sleepy1

bad habit

i have a very bad habit now of listening to other peoples conversation, i know its very rude but cant help it ... is it cos my own life is very dull ?

NiceCupOfTea

smiffy's gone for a bath

so what do we talk about now? Do you reckon he has to pumice his feet?

carrust

Book jokes.

Broken windows...by Eva Brick. Unsuccessful lion taming...by Claude Balls. I used to know loads of these....Any more???

Shadow Man

AIDS and a tattooed John Thomas.

In a right wing think tank publication today, it has been suggested that anybody who has been diagnosed with AIDS or HIV should have their penis or vulva tattooed by law. It is argued that it is...

The Sherman

anti-immigration???

sorry if im stirring up trouble here but i just seen a post entitled boring and it seems that people seem to be well....Racist! please tell me that this site, which i often read is not frequented by...

sidkid

bmw

A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks...

Oneeyedvic

Proud to be British?

There have been various posts on here with regards human rights and whether people terrorist suspects should be locked up without trial (like Guantanomo Bay) I was just doing a bit of research and...

brionon

bread

A man goes to the Bakers and asks :- ''Do you have any yellow bread ?'' ''No,only green'' says the Baker. ''Well give me a blue one then, I'm riding the bike.''

NikkiB

Separate prisons for terrorists?

Should Islamic terrorists be imprisoned in their own special jail? On the plus side, their religious needs can be catered for and they will be safe from attack by prisoners who don't share their...

scott105

toilet matters

why does my poo roll around in the toilet ?

topogigo

banned again?

Why on earth have you banned my question about the sick jokes people are posting about Muslims. I am not a muslim but i object to people deriding the normal muslim worshippers, inflaming opinion by...

osprey

What Noodle?

Just seen this week's repeat of Have I Got News For You which I taped and haven't laughed so much (except for The Simpson's Movie yesterday) for ages when they did the routine about different names...

mokhans

driving whilst uninsured (without intention/mens rea)

i was stopped recently on my way to work and told i was not registered on the insurance on my vehicle. i was temporarily using the vehicle just for the day and my brother told me thath he wud put my...

mrrobbo15

T.V. poll

on the right hand side.....down a bit, theres an answerbank poll, asking our opinion on having t.v. pics on the homepage.... pity there wasnt one when they changed the sport section...... my...

Doc Spock

Bit quit to-night , so lets rock n roll

cop this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQMYtUB2Y_k

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