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Sneezing when I think about sex

I would like to know why I sneeze when I have erotic thoughts about my wife. This does not happen with any other women or situation. As soon as my wife suggests something, or I think about it - I...

Oakleaf51

Is Body & Soul Up For Sale?

With all of the custom it is losing to Chatterbank, I was wondering if B & S may go up for sale at a knock down price! Maybe I could buy it and turn it into a cafe.

Rosenicola

Hi Guys I started a new job last Monday as Receptionist/Secretary. Since i started, all i have been asked to do are really menial jobs such as, 'can you photocopy this, Can you fax this, and all this...

mrrobbo15

rubbish....but i doubt anyone will notice

.......we have chatterbank back and a weather section now too........ ......and still no decent sport section is there any chance of it returning like chatterbank ed ?

Sylar

Ive just farted

Can anyone smell it ?

kyra16

where is?

have you guys seen stokemaverick, somebody, icemaiden,louisa? where has everyone gone to? wait...id y'all get em banned?

gregcropper

Maths riddle. Three men in a hotel room

Three men stay in a hotel room. The cost is $30, so they all put $10 in. The receptionist realises she has made a mistake. The room is only $25.Because she can't split the $5 easily, she gives them...

Dassie

Latest Poll

The latest poll shows the Tories ahead by 7 points. Tories 43% Labour 36% . If there was a general election tomorrow would you be following this trend? Let's have an AB poll.

chesnuts

The biggest argument of all

2nite i have had the argument from hell with my husband u can not believe, his mam lives with us as does his 17 year old son and my 2 dogs, i feel utterly shattered and worn out, i am scared 4 my dogs...

chimney

Cocaine addiction

As some of you know I have been trying to beat this for the last couple of years, but i keep falling off the wagon so to speak. Does anyone know a way to take my mind off it completely, i really need...

cambus

Heavens above.

As this site is mainly used by God fearing Christian people, should we now have a chaplain? The obvious choice, must be the VillageVicar, he has so much compassion and understanding. Could we also...

whiffey

I am leaving, really this time

I tried to foster harmless banter but I failed. I am now probably the most ostracised person on here. Tonight I have posted 5 really original questions - 4 got banned within minutes and the fifth was...

legend758

bored n fed up

what a dreary boring night. to compound that fallen out with a friend and then came on here and its so dull. off to my bed now. fed up bored its just dull

Gromit

Mourinho leaves Chelsea

Breaking News.... Exit Mourinho. Why? What's the story? Please tell. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams /c/chelsea/7003912.stm

Ethel

Is this what we've come to?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tees/700262 7.stm

anotheoldgit

Are not these awards also racist?

With tonight's MOBO (Music of Black Origin) awards and previous BET (Black Entertainment TV) awards. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/69598 35.stm...

SizzleSquid

Ambulances and police cars noise

This may sound silly, but im fed up of the over loud sirens emergency services use, and i dont think they need to be that loud. Now, i dont have a problem with sirens in general, if i needed the...

anotheoldgit

Amnesty, yes or no?

Should we have an amnesty for all illegal immigrants, as suggested by the Lib-Dems?

cambus

Pantomime Time.

Will the Muslims manage to get Christmas cancelled this year? I don't want to start making preparations, only to find out, that it has been a waste of time.

flip_flop

Menzies Campbell/Lib Dems & Income Tax

The Lib Dems want to "hammer" couples who earn over ?70k and single workers who earn more than ?46k. Well that's a sure fire vote winner isn't it? Tit.

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