An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. He bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando , thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-112083 1/Muslim-civil-servant-suspended-killing-Briti sh-troops-justified-blog.html There are few people with a higher profile within the 'moderate' Muslim...
Hi everyone, Well, I've been having feelings for one of my friends for a few years now, on and off mind you, and I've certainly liked other guys between him, but now it turns out he's gay. Any chance...
A pregnant Irish girl phones her mother & says: - Ma, me wataz've burst. Her mother replies: - Jayzuz, where're yuz ringin' from? the girl replies: - Oim ringin from me minge down to me fockin ankles!
Does anyone know of a grace one can say before a meal other than the old chestnut "for what we are about to receive...". I have to say grace before quite a well educated crowd and would like an...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-110404 6/Britains-betrayed-white-working-classes-beli eve-immigrants-receive-better-treatment.html Ms Blears warned that white people's concerns about the...
when the smoking ban came in my mate was all for it, great he says, but what about when the smokers stay out of the pubs and clubs and you are sat on your own ? never happen says he. you wait and see...
I'm a skinny guy, but i can puff out my belly so it looks fat(not seen under clothes). I made a bet, that i can show my naked fattened belly to our sysadmin (who is only 2 years elder) and he will be...
Joseph and Mary lived in a barn. Mary had just given birth to a baby boy, Joseph was a carpenter by trade but had no work. On this particular day, after another unsuccessful day at the job centre,...
Afternoon All, I've just brought my first laptop which I'm quite excited about and I'm keen to get one of those pay as you go monthly broadband modem stick thingies (tehnical term..ahem) as I...
I need HELP!! I am a single mom with cancer. I have a pending disability case but no income in the mean time. I am getting evicted from the one bedroom apartment that my child and I share. The engine...
Two skiers were planning their downhill descent. The first one suggested " We just have to zag zig down this slope then it's us off to the bar ". To which the other replied " It's not zag zig it's zig...
Hi , back in january my gran had jsut passed away and me and my 2 brothers were sitting together having a chat,when my younger bro received a phone call threatening him and saying they were gonna...
A Polish immigrant decided he needs some new glasses so he went to the optician. The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' 'Can you read this?' the optician asked....