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Having a dog named Shark at the beach was a mistake..
There was a lady who took a taxi home, and when the taxi driver approached her house she told him to stop, saying, "Okay, here, here is good." Then she asked the driver, "How much is it?" And the...
I was looking at the menu, and asked the waiter: "what's the soup of the day ?" He said, "hang on a minute, I'll ask the chef" he returned 5 minutes later and said "it's oasis soup, you get a role...
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They are making headlines....
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.' The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'...
A salesman telephone a household, and a four-year-old answered. Salesman: "May I speak to your mother?" Child: "She's not here." Salesman: "Well, is anyone else there?" Child: "My sister." Salesman:...
Met Office have upgraded it to Eunotnice
I'm not saying that it is windy but my wheelie bin is on a speed awareness course on Tuesday.
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation.
They have everything in there...
Courtesy of Pam Ayers: The missus bought a Paperback, down Shepton Mallet way, I had a look inside her bag;... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey". Well I just left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An...
A lorry spilled its 7 ton load of onions all over the M1 this afternoon. Motorists were all looking for a hard shoulder to cry on.
After 30 years together, in which we've always had pets, it appears my wife is allergic to animal fur. Therefore, she can't even be in the same room as our two old cats. I know this isn't a re-homing...
The only problem was that the volume was stuck on full. I thought I can't turn that down!
when I was given a ticket for a pretenders concert.
When I got there, it turned out to be a tribute act...
The grand old Duke of York
He had twelve million quid
He gave to to someone he never met
For something he never did...
A street near Buckingham Palace is being renamed to “Prince Andrew’s Close”
It’s not honorary, it’s a warning....
In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang, for ever...
Did you hear about the guy who took performance enhancing drugs when he entered a bobsleigh event?
He complained of feeling unwell, then went down hill rapidly....
At least it's comfortable traveling on Eurostar.
It's murder on the Orient Express....
On holiday in Devon I met a Dalek.
"Where are you from?" I asked.
It replied "Exeter, mate. Exeter, mate"...
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