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maggiebee
Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that is draped in bacon. "A bacon tree! We're saved!" he says He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets. It wasn't a bacon tree, it was...
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Gramps82
I recently spent £5,500 on this registered Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but all he did all day long was just to eat grass and wouldn't even look at the cows. I was beginning to think that I...
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Hopkirk
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll....
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Chipchopper
I was thinking back to when I was a kid, and all the questions I used to ask my dad, he would do his best to answer them. I remember on a fishing trip, he took me on one early morning, just as the sun...
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Canary42
WARNING: Not for sensitive folk. Nicked from Instagram. https://ibb.co/30k39tv...
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Hopkirk
I shouted into a colander yesterday. It strained my voice....
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Hopkirk
I used to be into ham radio, but all I could hear was crackling.
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Hazlinny
The Fasting and Prayer Conference ..... meals included. The sermon this morning is: Jesus walks on the water. The sermon tonight will be "Searching for Jesus". Ladies - don't forget the rummage sale -...
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Rondy
Radio quiz answers: BBC NORFOLK Stewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World? Contestant: I don't know. White: I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your...
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William51
I went to a seance last night. I do not know what possessed me !. - The salesman was pushy even after i repeated No, so i said Non, Net, Nein. But he still would not take no foreign answer !...
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Hopkirk
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him....
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emily1890
last week I bought a pair of boots from a drug dealer not sure what they are laced with but I can't stop trippin...
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emily1890
it took a while, but I'm clean now..
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Canary42
https://ibb.co/nP1GFHZ...
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Rondy
"Darling, I just called to tell you how awesome you are. You really are the love of my life…" "Sir, I’m sorry, but this is a brewery!" "Oh, I know that."...
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Rondy
Got a bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale stuck on my foot. Its an ingrowing toon ale. ___ I read that taking your bike to work is good for the environment. So I thought why not? I'm not using the roof rack...
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Hopkirk
I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tyres and roll me down hills. Those were good years....
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Rondy
I sent an application and a photo to the local Lonely Hearts Club. They sent them back and said they aren't That lonely. ___ I've just seen an advert for 'Dog trainers' in the paper. I can't get mine...
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Rondy
In Pharmacies, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also...
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Canary42
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