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An old one. "My wife went to the West Indies". " Jamaica?". " No, she went on her own accord!"....
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me before he kicked the bucket.
He looked me in the eyes and said, “Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”...
The Lion Attacked by Claude Yarmoff The Art of Archery by Beau N. Arrow Songs for Children by Barbara Blacksheep Irish Heart Surgery by Angie O'Plasty Desert Crossing by I. Rhoda Camel School Truancy...
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My wife and I are having big arguments about what to wear while gardening.
She keeps digging in her heels....
I nearly got knocked off my bike by a council salt lorry tonight.
"You idiot!" I shouted through gritted teeth....
England should definitely win the World Cup. They have the best strikers - Kane, Saka, Rashford, Foden, Postmen, Railwaymen, Bus drivers........
Rumour has it that Kane's penalty has just gone into orbit round Mars..
So far, this is the oldest I've ever been...................
I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made an appointment for me for next Tuesday. __________ Top Tip: To stop your car windscreen icing up rub a half potato over it the night before, the starch...
If anyone is alone with nobody to spend Christmas with, please let me know. I need to borrow some chairs.................
Phoned the Dentist for an emergency appointment. Receptionist said '2.30'. I said 'Yes, very much I'm in agony.' ___________ Apparently last night in bed I was rambling about having been born in...
Upon arrival at the Pearly Gates, you are allowed one wish for anyone you left behind, back on earth. St. Peter explained this to a woman who had just recently arrived, and asked what her one wish...
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I’m reading a great book about an immortal dog – It's impossible to put down....
I told a friend of mine I liked Beyoncé. She said “Whatever floats your boat”
I said “No, that’s buoyancy…”...
A construction worker goes to a doctor and complains about constipation. The doctor examines him, takes a cricket bat and whacks him on the ***. The guy goes to the bathroom, washes himself and comes...
How do you learn to estimate the weight of dogs?
First you need to pick up a few pointers....
Special Pizza available here on the east coast of Scotland today,
Deep pan, crisp and even....
A Policeman stopped a motorist in the centre of town one evening. "Would you mind blowing into this bag, sir?" asked the policeman. "Why?" said the driver. "Because my chips are too hot", replied the...
