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To the person that broke into my car and stole my anti-depressants: I hope you're happy now!
I've resigned as secretary of our local Origami Society.
Too Much paperwork....
Thoughts for the day: Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. A penny saved is a government oversight. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right...
My girlfriend borrowed £100 from me when we started going out.
We've just split up, and she gave me the £100 back.
I've lost interest in that relationship....
My girlfriend has been working as a magician's assistant for a number of years and has picked up a few tricks. I came home early from work the other day to find her dressed in her magician's assistant...
My wife is in a right mood. Someone has stolen a pair of her pants off the washing line. She's not bothered about the knickers, she just wants her twelve pegs back............
..This sign is never placed in front of a remedial classroom..
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A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning where her Daddy is reading the paper. "Where does poo come from?" she asks. Father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is...
Bread is like the sun.
It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist....
The Conservative Party.
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot....
A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans, but was told by the cashier: "I'm sorry, but we can't sell this to you without proof you have a cat. Too many seniors are buying cat...
A man was getting married to a doctor's daughter. At the wedding reception, the father of the bride stood to read his toast, which he had scribbled on a piece of scrap paper. Several times during his...
Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pack of cards. I will deal with you in a minute!. - Doctor, Doctor. I keep going invisible. I am sorry i cannot see you now!....
My postie said he's off to Spain on holiday. He didn't seem impressed when I asked if he was going to Parcelona.
He reckons for good jokes, it's all about the delivery....
Just walked out of Asda and saw this woman crying her eyes out saying that she's lost all her holiday money. I felt so sad for her so I gave her £50. I don't normally do things like that but I had...
I'm never jogging behind a council vehicle in winter again, he said through gritted teeth.
Debbie and Dinah Thomas were doing a crossword "Cant get this clue" said Dinah flightless bird from Iceland two words first word six letters second word seven letters" Debbie thought for a bit and...
Making any more spending outlay until when Liz ?
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