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I've got a friend who has fallen in love with two school bags.
He's bisatchel....
Congratulations to me! I just made my last mortgage payment! I still owe £262,000, but I'm just not going pay them anymore. ___________ My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was...
I'll tell you what makes my blood boil.
Faulty space suits....
I've just bought Spiderman pyjamas.
I hope he likes them....
I met a gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants.
It was Weggie Kray....
A Doctor and his patient were discussing Liz Truss winning the PM vote. Patient: "She's a Post Turtle!" Doctor: "What do you mean?" Patient: "Well, You know when you're driving down the road and all...
Rick, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked him, "What is three times seven?"...
..preschool.
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where I can buy keto gummies on line? Someone keeps deleting the links before I have time access them!
Magazine help desk: Dear Walter, I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road...
An Essexgirl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on site. Medic: 'It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions?' Girl: 'OK'...
.. you arrive late at a party.
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Home remedies: 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY...
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What they actually tried to say I'm a plagiarist...
Their words, not mine....
A lorry containing Vicks Sinex spray has crashed.
Police say there will be no congestion for eight hours....
Are already amongst us!
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Baby Bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits...
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Mick Hucknell has been arrested for attempting to have sex with a rabbit
Apparently he was "Holding back the ears" but the
"bunny was too tight to mention"...
