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Four candles please
You mean fork handles?
No four candles - have you seen my electric bill...
I recently took my naval exams.
I got 7 C's...
I had a happy childhood, seems like only yesterday my dear papa would put me in old car tires and roll me down hill.
Aye, those were the goodyears....
Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.......... Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing. Talking about my "doing...
Three Foxes were all caught by the leg in t farmers snares( sorry about this but they were English, Scotish and Irish). The sound of hounds coming toward them sparks them into action. The English fox...
Say what you like about waiters, but I think they bring a lot to the table.
Three men are sitting in room smoking cannabis. After a few spliffs they run out of gear. One of the men stands up and says, “Look, we've got loads more tobacco, I'll just nip into the kitchen and...
I tried to nick a bag of spaghetti from the supermarket, the other day, but the eagle-eyed woman store detective saw me slip it into my pocket, and when I went to leave, I couldn't get pasta
When is a door not a door?. When it is ajar!....
Paddy wanted to sell his car so his mate told him to wind the mileage back a bit and he would get a better price for his car. He saw him a few days later and asked how he had got on. Paddy said that...
I knew something had gone wrong on The Tube
when I heard the driver on his radio saying,
"Euston, we have a problem"...
Fred and Steven are old pals who met whilst visiting the worlds greatest doctors. Fred had never been able to walk without the aid of his crutches and poor Steven had a terrible lisp. One day the see...
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students. "As you can see," he says, "The patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched." The doctor...
If you're the person who stole my Microsoft Office, I can tell you that you are going to pay.
You have my Word....
When I shook the tomato ketchup vigorously in the café, every one got some of it, it looked like a scene of carnage!
With Heinzsight, I should have checked that the lid was on tight...
The worst thing about living next door to MC Hammer is the constant DIY noise.
I shout "Stop", but if anything, that seems to make it worse....
Historians at Hampton court have discovered what is believed to be the world's largest bedsheet.
More on this story as it unfolds...
was refused service and asked to leave the premises of a café, after it was alleged that he was getting over familiar with staff. He later told police, that all he said was: "give me a Quiché...
Christmas morning a boy rides down the road on his brand new bike when a cop on a horse rides up beside him and says "Did Santa bring you that bike?" "yea" the boy replies. "Well maybe next year you...
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike, and a scruffy guy on a unicycle?
Attire....
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