Why Should We Store Tins Of Beans Upside...
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What did the man with dyslexia order at his local Italian restaurant?
Tapas....
Doctor, Doctor. My daughter has swallowed my pen, what shall i do?. Just use a pencil until i get there!. Doctor, Doctor, i have lost my memory!. When did this happen?, when did what happen?....
What sound does a cow make when it runs out of milk?
None - there is udder silence....
I need a change of career, and can't decide whether to be a hairdresser or a short story writer.
I'll toss a coin. Heads or tales....
An Englishman an Irishman and a Welshman were in a pub, talking about their sons. My son was born on St George's Day," commented the English man. "So we obviously decided to call him George." "That's...
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust line forty four"....
Good news for my mate from the hospital. He had a bang on the head and thought he was a Shetland Pony and lost his voice and could only say neigh, neigh. The doctors say his voice is coming back but...
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Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian.
It was the least I could do for it....
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the bushes and hopped around the crashed car. The...
Two friends, a white guy and a black guy went to the doctor. Both were desperate for help ----------- The white man kept changing colour , pink, green, yellow, white etc. he felt like a lava lamp. The...
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking an adjoining room. But finally, an extra loud clatter of bottles did...
I set my son the task of learning the alphabet in Morse code.
He came to me after a few hours and said "did it Da Da"...
Jokes about feet are corny, but jokes about eyes are cornea.
Riding the favourite at Cheltenham, a jockey was well ahead of the field. Suddenly he was hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages. He managed to keep control of his mount and pulled back...
My friend is a dab-hand at fixing things, at least as good as anyone on those TV programs repairing all sorts of stuff. Today I told him I had broken something that I thought even he could not fix....
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is...
A lost and weary guy, out hiking, was taken into a monastery by some kind monks and given shelter and hospitality. He was invited for supper and had the best fish n' chips he'd ever tasted, so much so...
There was a bloke in the pub with a golden retriever, boasting about how intelligent and loyal his dog was. He claimed that if he could throw a stick, and it landed a hundred miles away, the dog would...
Clue: 'The outcome of a regular letter' Solution: 'Event' Could someone please explain how the answer is arrived at. Thanks in advance!
