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A man called up a bird store the other day and said, "Send me 30,000 cockroaches at once!" "What in heaven's name do you want with 30,000 cockroaches?" "Well," replied the householder, "I am moving...
I searched far and wide to find out what the health giving benefits were for drinking Doctor Pepper, and what kind of doctor was he ?.
Apparently he was a Fizzician...
So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said "Those are pickled onions". ________ So I said to this train driver "I want to go to...
I really hate Russian dolls, they’re so full of themselves....
..why this pooch is banned.
Seems to be pretty cool to me.
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Chinese proverbs Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give...
My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch, it might be me....
I don't how many of you shop at Tesco but this may be useful to know. I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out...
There's this young couple, let's call them Ness and Tony, they've been married for about a year, and the bride isn't getting any sex. Just about every night Tony comes home, has a shower, gets changed...
What did the carpet say to the floor?. Do not move i have got you covered!. - What did the carpet say to the table?. Look out, i can see your draws!....
Two little boys stole a load of apples from a neighbours apple tree. They decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping over...
.. the Norwegian navy have black lines on the side of their ships?
So they can Scandinavian...
Pantry - The room where you keep your underwear. Pants - What underwear does on a long run up a steep hill. Parachute - A double-barrelled shotgun. Paradox - Two doctors. Pasteurise - Too far to see....
Smoking will kill you… bacon will kill you… and yet, smoking bacon will cure it....
I took a girlfriend to a busy and crowded seafood restaurant, the waiter said "I'm sorry we are very busy tonight, so if you don't mind waiting for a bit"...."no problem" I said,. Waiter, "great, take...
I had to leave the pub last night as my friends upset me. They all told me I was fat.
They kept saying you're round....
..the birds spincter survived
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One morning after fishing from his boat in the lake, a man returns to the shore and decides to take a nap at the lakeside. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out,...
I have a dog to provide me with unconditional love, but I also have a cat to remind me that I don’t deserve it. It’s all about balance....
A soldier was stationed abroad and received a ‘Dear John’ letter from his girlfriend back home. It read: “Dear Harry, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too...
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