The K M Links Game - October 2024 Week 1...
Quizzes & Puzzles19 mins ago
A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the...
I was in Asda yesterday, this thick *** was on the check-out, face like a slapped bottom and all the charisma of a half eaten sausage. I came to pay, I had only bought milk and bread but had no...
A whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke......
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the...
The first year student had just gotten a beat up old VW Beetle from his parents. He took it for a spin but misjudged the curve and overturned the car directly between the house of Mr. and Mrs. Smith...
I was just thinking, I've never finished a painting.
I've got a black belt in partial arts....
A genie offered to make any wish come true.
I said I just wanted to be happy.
Now I'm really short, live in the woods with six other men and mine diamonds all day long....
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich. The landlord looks at him and says: "But you're a duck." "I see your eyes are working," replies the duck. "And you talk!"...
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Interviewer: "What drives you?"
Candidate: "The bus mostly."
Interviewer: "I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning?"
Candidate: "Missing the bus!"...
It's sad that so little is made in the UK any more.
I just bought a radio and it says "built in antenna"
I don't even know where that is....
I've been wrongly accusing my washing machine of shrinking all my cloths.
It turns out, it was the fridge all along....
I asked my friend when their birthday was. He said March 1st. I stood up, walked around the room, and asked again. ____________ A police officer just stopped me due to the terrible state of my jumper...
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm a virgin & I'm not! Is there anything you can do to help me?"...
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp.
It's unthinkable....
On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1...
I went for an audition for a play, and my friends told me to break a leg.
I ended up in a cast....
A lady walks into a Jaguar dealership and browses around. Suddenly she spots the most perfect, beautiful car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an...
Be thankful that it is not snowing................imagine shovelling snow in this heat.
A lady of a certain age went in to hospital for a vaginal tuck!! when she woke up there were three bouquets of flowers. One from her hubby, One from her surgeon, and one from Willy on the Burns Ward -...
