The K M Links Game - October 2024 Week 1...
Quizzes & Puzzles23 mins ago
There was an old man called Putin, who went on a country lootin", .... .... ..... ....
A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE...
BREAKING NEWS....... Little Red Riding Hood has been attacked by a wolf. Paramedics say she has been stabilised but is not out of the woods yet. Granny is fine.................she's just wolfed down a...
My uncle has been taken into hospital with abdominal pain.
When they x-rayed him they could see six toy horses in his stomach.
The doctors describe his condition as stable....
Fighting fires
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Cliff Richard was in China when a fan came running up to him, shouting, "Criff! Criff! I'm ur biggest fan! Me ruv ur songs. My favourite is Ichy Sore Fanny." Cliff is a bit shocked and says that he...
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it to St.Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams. Don't worry about that", says St. Peter,...
A shop assistant fought off a robber with a labelling gun.
Police are looking for a man with a price on his head....
I went online to see what I could get for my car, and the first question was, "is the tank empty or full."...
My dog is called Shark.
I'm not sure it was such a good idea to take him to the beach yesterday....
I went into a shop and asked "can I have a bottle of shampoo please"
The assistant said "extra volume?
"CAN I HAVE A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO PLEASE!"...
Had rather a lot to drink last night so when I got to the foot of the stairs I carefully took off my clothes and shoes before I crept up them so that I wouldn’t wake up my husband. I’d forgotten I was...
I've left my job in a shoe recycling factory.
It was sole destroying....
What he really should’ve said.
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Did you hear the one about the drunk builder?. He got plastered!....
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, “Esther, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.” Esther always replied, “I know Morris, but that helicopter...
A very nervous, first time passenger aboard a cruise ship liner, met the captain at the welcome reception and asked, "do ships like this very often sink?"
Captain: "No, It's usually just the once"...
An American is holidaying in the UK and comes across a roundabout. Unsure as to what to do next, his mind reverts to US driving and he drives the wrong way round the obstacle. He is pulled over by the...
The man who invented wordsearch has died. His funeral will be held next
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