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I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!
A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession....
"dad why is my sister called teresa "
"because your mum loves easter and teresa is an anagram of easter "
"thanks dad "
"no problem alan "...
Little Billy asks his Dad for a Television in his room. Dad reluctactly agrees. Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, "Dad, What's Love Juice?" Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about Sex....
A man appeared before St Peter at the pearly gates. Have you done anything of particular merit?" St Peter asked. "Well I can think of one thing" the man offered. "Once on a trip in the Black Hills out...
Jut for a bit of fun, I swapped the bed for a trampoline and forgot to tell my wife.
When she jumped into bed that night, she hit the roof!...
I ran into Arnold Schwarzenegger yesterday. I asked him what his favourite Christian festival is, and he said
"Has to be Easter, baby"...
I was on my way downstairs this morning when I tripped over my wife's bra.
How was I to know she'd set a booby trap?...
The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started to ask
humans to prove that they aren't a robot....
I answered the telephone yesterday and there was this person coughing and sneezing.
I hung up.........I can't be bothered with these cold callers....
BNAG - that's bang out of order.
All last week my good lady was moaning that i didn't take her out on Saturday nights, So this week as a treat i booked us a table for 8pm What a waste of time that was she did nothing but complain all...
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Paddy and Bridget are laying in bed and cant get to sleep for the constant barking of next doors dog After an hour or so Bridget says "For gods sake Paddy will you do something about that damn noisy...
A friend of mine has a butler whose left arm is missing.
Serves him right....
Two blondes were driving to Disneyland
The sign said: Disneyland left.....
So they started crying and headed home...
2 ladies lunching, one whispers to the other ''I'm going to have a boob job'' Second lady says ''that's nothing! I'm going to have my a-hole bleached'' First lady replies ''Wow!!! I can't imagine your...
Superman is taking an evening stroll past the church when the Minister runs down the steps calling for his help. "Superman, we need your help, a wall has collapsed in the basement, some workmen are...
Funny story about the late Shane Warne. Warnes team mates were perplexed to see Shane with women's panties on his arm. Shane bowled a few overs but no one dare ask him about the panties. Finally Ricky...
