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The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn't bring his swimming trunks, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water....
A successful scientist was on his way to a seminar where he was supposed to give a lecture on his new breakthrough in research. His chauffeur saw his tired look and felt sorry for him. "Sir, why don't...
A husband and wife are in the crowd outside the hospital, waiting for the new royal baby to be brought out. The Band of the Scots Guards are playing some music. The wife notices that the woman next to...
A girl came back home from the school and asked her Grandmother, "Granny, what is a lover ?" "A lover!!" the grandmother said. "Let me think. Lov... Lover... Oh, my God!" She rushed to the wall,...
A large group of English soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a French voice call from behind a sand dune. "One French Army soldier is better than ten English." The English commander quickly...
My antique Georgian mahogany writing desk has wormholes. I opened a drawer and ended up in the Nebula Galaxy. Easiest job in the world - Muslim psychic "I'm getting an 'M', Does the name 'Mohammed'...
Burglars broke into a man's house one night. Gathering his courage he picked up his son's pistol and shouted, "Hands up." The burglars put up their hands. The man then gave them a sound thrashing...
Two men were out hunting when they saw a flash of white in the distance. As they continued down the trail they kept seeing the flash and soon they could see that it was a person running back and forth...
A woman dropped in on a friend and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee; her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room. "What's wrong Marge?" she...
A baby was born with the ability to talk. The first thing he said when he was born was, "Are you my mum?" "Why, yes!" his mother said. "I am!" "Well," the baby said, "I wanted to thank you for taking...
A very 'straight and honest' small town girl is going to the city for work. Before she left, her mother gave her some advice. "Daughter, when you're in the city and if you're looking for a match...
A young boy comes home from school in a bad mood. His father asks him, "What's wrong, son?" The kid tells his dad that he's upset because another kid has been teasing him and calling him gay. The...
There were two evil brothers. They were rich, and used their money to keep their ways from the public eye. They even attended the same church, and looked to be perfect Christians. Then, their pastor...
Two psychologists are in bed, one says, "Well, it was great for you, but what was it like for me?" I used to wonder why I was getting nowhere in life; every step forward I made didn't seem to take me...
A man was known among his friends to be very brief and to the point - he really never said too much. One day, a saleswoman promoting a certain brand of cosmetics knocked on his door and asked to see...
The idea of perfume makes so much scents. Anybody else going to eat cat food for dinner? I Know Iams. A man walks into a fishmongers with a salmon under his arm. "Do you sell fishcakes?" he asks. "Of...
Summer vacation was over and Little Johnny returned back to school. Only two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. "Wait just a minute," she said. "I had Johnny...
An important politician was seen moving around with a film actress for a couple of months, with whom he finally decided to plunge into matrimony. But being cautious, he hired a private detective for...