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Trying To Find Just The Right Name For Your Child?

Why not pick one of these? Just find your profession below and we have the right name for you! Lawyer's daughter: Sue Thief's son: Rob Lawyer's son: Will Doctor's son: Bill Hair stylist's son: Bob...
23:05 Fri 26th Jul 20131 answer, last by Baldric 23:08 Fri 26th Jul 2013
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Undressed

The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn't bring his swimming trunks, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water....
16:56 Fri 26th Jul 20135 answers, last by excelsior-1 21:56 Fri 26th Jul 2013
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Clever Chauffeur

A successful scientist was on his way to a seminar where he was supposed to give a lecture on his new breakthrough in research. His chauffeur saw his tired look and felt sorry for him. "Sir, why don't...
16:13 Fri 26th Jul 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 21:57 Fri 26th Jul 2013
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How To Hear The Music.

A husband and wife are in the crowd outside the hospital, waiting for the new royal baby to be brought out. The Band of the Scots Guards are playing some music. The wife notices that the woman next to...
10:38 Fri 26th Jul 20131 answer, last by pixie373 12:30 Fri 26th Jul 2013
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Oops

A girl came back home from the school and asked her Grandmother, "Granny, what is a lover ?" "A lover!!" the grandmother said. "Let me think. Lov... Lover... Oh, my God!" She rushed to the wall,...
21:33 Wed 24th Jul 20134 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 23:40 Wed 24th Jul 2013
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Soldiers

A large group of English soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a French voice call from behind a sand dune. "One French Army soldier is better than ten English." The English commander quickly...
19:46 Wed 24th Jul 20131 answer, last by Jemisa 23:44 Wed 24th Jul 2013
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My Antique

My antique Georgian mahogany writing desk has wormholes. I opened a drawer and ended up in the Nebula Galaxy. Easiest job in the world - Muslim psychic "I'm getting an 'M', Does the name 'Mohammed'...
19:38 Tue 23rd Jul 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:43 Tue 23rd Jul 2013
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He Was

My father was a judge, he now works in a bakery. He has been made Master of the Rolls....
23:25 Sun 21st Jul 20136 answers, last by Svejk 05:06 Tue 23rd Jul 2013
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Don't Let On

Burglars broke into a man's house one night. Gathering his courage he picked up his son's pistol and shouted, "Hands up." The burglars put up their hands. The man then gave them a sound thrashing...
19:57 Sun 21st Jul 20133 answers, last by Canary42 03:41 Mon 22nd Jul 2013
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Game

Two men were out hunting when they saw a flash of white in the distance. As they continued down the trail they kept seeing the flash and soon they could see that it was a person running back and forth...
19:01 Sat 20th Jul 20133 answers, last by cupid04 19:47 Sat 20th Jul 2013
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Sick

A woman dropped in on a friend and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee; her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room. "What's wrong Marge?" she...
17:23 Fri 19th Jul 2013
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Getting Their Own Back

A baby was born with the ability to talk. The first thing he said when he was born was, "Are you my mum?" "Why, yes!" his mother said. "I am!" "Well," the baby said, "I wanted to thank you for taking...
16:18 Fri 19th Jul 20133 answers, last by cupid04 18:07 Fri 19th Jul 2013
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Virgin

A very 'straight and honest' small town girl is going to the city for work. Before she left, her mother gave her some advice. "Daughter, when you're in the city and if you're looking for a match...
18:57 Wed 17th Jul 20132 answers, last by Jemisa 15:37 Thu 18th Jul 2013
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Bad Mood

A young boy comes home from school in a bad mood. His father asks him, "What's wrong, son?" The kid tells his dad that he's upset because another kid has been teasing him and calling him gay. The...
17:36 Wed 17th Jul 20132 answers, last by pixie373 18:16 Wed 17th Jul 2013
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He Was

There were two evil brothers. They were rich, and used their money to keep their ways from the public eye. They even attended the same church, and looked to be perfect Christians. Then, their pastor...
18:02 Tue 16th Jul 20133 answers, last by marval 16:18 Wed 17th Jul 2013
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Two Psychologists

Two psychologists are in bed, one says, "Well, it was great for you, but what was it like for me?" I used to wonder why I was getting nowhere in life; every step forward I made didn't seem to take me...
16:19 Mon 15th Jul 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 16:21 Mon 15th Jul 2013
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How Long?

A man was known among his friends to be very brief and to the point - he really never said too much. One day, a saleswoman promoting a certain brand of cosmetics knocked on his door and asked to see...
14:55 Sun 14th Jul 20135 answers, last by marval 15:12 Sun 14th Jul 2013
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The Idea

The idea of perfume makes so much scents. Anybody else going to eat cat food for dinner? I Know Iams. A man walks into a fishmongers with a salmon under his arm. "Do you sell fishcakes?" he asks. "Of...
12:36 Sat 13th Jul 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 17:27 Sat 13th Jul 2013
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Misbehaving

Summer vacation was over and Little Johnny returned back to school. Only two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. "Wait just a minute," she said. "I had Johnny...
21:03 Thu 11th Jul 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:33 Thu 11th Jul 2013
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Reputation

An important politician was seen moving around with a film actress for a couple of months, with whom he finally decided to plunge into matrimony. But being cautious, he hired a private detective for...
16:36 Wed 10th Jul 20134 answers, last by Psybbo 15:29 Thu 11th Jul 2013

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