Donate SIGN UP

marval

2281 to 2300 of 3998

First Previous 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 Next Last

Avatar Image
marval

What Do You Want To Do?

A third grade teacher always took role call each morning and had the pupils' answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher's pet. He stood and said, "My name is...
18:34 Tue 07th May 20133 answers, last by frozengal 04:13 Wed 08th May 2013
Avatar Image
marval

Doctor's Meal

An eminent doctor goes for a meal in a gourmet restaurant. As he is inspecting the menu, the head waiter appears and tries to be particularly helpful. "You might be interested to know that I have...
09:22 Mon 06th May 20134 answers, last by starone 20:50 Mon 06th May 2013
Avatar Image
marval

Annoyed Commuter

This is a letter sent by a commuter to London Midland Railway Company, regarding their services. Dear Sir, I have been travelling on your trains daily for the last twenty-two years, and the service on...
21:44 Sun 05th May 20135 answers, last by frozengal 03:49 Mon 06th May 2013
Avatar Image
marval

Which One?

For the second time in a row, a mother was forced to impose on the woman with whom she shared taking their children to soccer practice with. She phoned and explained that her husband had the car...
16:57 Sat 04th May 20132 answers, last by jim360 22:49 Sat 04th May 2013
Avatar Image
marval

Kids

A little girl made a cup of tea for her mother. "I didn't know you could make tea," said mum taking a sip. "Yes, I boiled some water, added the tea leaves like you do, and then strained it into a cup....
15:47 Fri 03rd May 20135 answers, last by magicmick 23:26 Sat 04th May 2013
Avatar Image
marval

What Would You Have Done?

With reference to the article below, would you have taken the money. I wouldn't because it would make me a thief as well....
14:36 Fri 03rd May 201328 answers, last by magsmay 12:20 Sat 04th May 2013
Avatar Image
marval

No Rush

A married couple is out for their weekly round of golf, enjoying a great day and great play. But on the 9th green, something terrible happens. The wife screams in agony and collapses to the green. "Oh...
22:22 Thu 02nd May 20133 answers, last by frozengal 04:31 Fri 03rd May 2013
Avatar Image
marval

Oops

A knight and his men returned to their castle after a hard day of fighting. "How are we faring?" asked the king. "Sire!" replied the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day,...
20:00 Wed 01st May 20133 answers, last by marval 20:36 Wed 01st May 2013
Avatar Image
marval

Sex

A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mom, what's sex?" His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation,...
21:23 Tue 30th Apr 20136 answers, last by frozengal 06:06 Thu 02nd May 2013
Avatar Image
marval

Caught Out

A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. "Please describe," said his attorney, "the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife's fidelity."...
17:57 Tue 30th Apr 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 22:30 Tue 30th Apr 2013
Avatar Image
marval

Buy One Get Two Free

I heard on the news this morning that an unknown man pick pocketed a midget. How could anyone stoop so low? What did the egg say to the water? You get hot, I'll get hard, and we’ll be done in 3...
16:57 Mon 29th Apr 20131 answer, last by starone 22:14 Mon 29th Apr 2013
Avatar Image
marval

Three Blondes

Brunette: I love the new shaving cream I got. It works great! It makes my legs feel so silky. Blonde: Shaving cream never works for me. I've given up on using it. Brunette: Are you sure your razor...
14:00 Sun 28th Apr 20134 answers, last by starone 22:25 Sun 28th Apr 2013
Avatar Image
marval

The Sun Big Quizword 27Th April

Can I ask what people have got for 28 down "Wearing down of rock"?...
11:52 Sun 28th Apr 20135 answers, last by marval 12:03 Sun 28th Apr 2013
Avatar Image
marval

Why?

A mother took her son Willie to his first concert. The conductor was leading the orchestra and directing the soprano soloist as well. Willie was greatly interested. “Mother, why is that man shaking...
17:07 Sat 27th Apr 20134 answers, last by Jemisa 23:01 Sat 27th Apr 2013
Avatar Image
marval

Another Adults Only

Sex in a boat - oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms. Sex at the entrance to your house - door-gasms. Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms. Sex at the supermarket - store-gasms. Sex at a Steven...
13:21 Fri 26th Apr 201372 answers, last by marval 12:12 Sun 28th Apr 2013
Avatar Image
marval

Exhausted Blonde

An exhausted looking blonde dragged herself into the doctor's office. "Doctor there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night and I can't get a wink of sleep." "I have good...
22:24 Thu 25th Apr 20135 answers, last by frozengal 04:42 Fri 26th Apr 2013
Avatar Image
marval

Appologies To The Australians And The Chinese

Sun Wen from China decides to move to Australia after having spent most of his life in China. He moves to a small Australian town in the countryside. Shaun, the Aussie guy next door decides to welcome...
13:48 Wed 24th Apr 20131 answer, last by starone 07:36 Fri 26th Apr 2013
Avatar Image
marval

Rodney Dangerfield One Liners

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. Oh, last week was a rough week. I noticed my gums were...
15:35 Tue 23rd Apr 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 15:40 Tue 23rd Apr 2013
Avatar Image
marval

Groan

June the harpist and Sam the trombonist went out to a discotheque. Sam's car wouldn't lock but Sam knew the owner so they locked their instruments in his office. Having too much to drink, they went...
21:01 Mon 22nd Apr 20135 answers, last by tonyav 09:12 Tue 23rd Apr 2013
Avatar Image
marval

First Aid

A blonde goes into work and she's one hour late. "How come you're late?" asked her boss. "It was awful!" she explained. "I was walking down Elm street and there was a terrible accident. A man was...
21:53 Sun 21st Apr 20134 answers, last by penelope2 22:44 Mon 22nd Apr 2013

2281 to 2300 of 3998

First Previous 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 Next Last