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Didn't

The mother-in-law, comes home and finds her son-in-law furious and packing his suitcase. "What happened, George?" "What happened? - I'll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife saying that...
15:50 Sun 21st Apr 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:29 Sun 21st Apr 2013
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Burnt

There was a boy who did not speak a single word until the age of fifteen. One day during breakfast he suddenly announced. The toast is burnt. Why didn’t you say something sooner? Exclaimed his...
22:27 Sat 20th Apr 20133 answers, last by roger 01:20 Mon 22nd Apr 2013
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Oops

Two girlfriends were talking about their husbands. The first one says, “Your husband is so nice. He is always polite and so good with kids.” The second one replies, “Yours is so funny! I met him...
15:57 Fri 19th Apr 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 19:18 Fri 19th Apr 2013
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Wearing Boxers

A middle aged man goes to his doctor. He says, “Doctor I started wearing boxers lately and noticed that my testicles make weird noises.” The doctor examined him and exclaimed. “Wow! One of your...
15:45 Fri 19th Apr 20132 answers, last by frugalfred 20:07 Fri 19th Apr 2013
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Help Needed

I need some help please, I am reading through some questions for a course on dementia care. Would anyone be able to help me with the term "insight Impairment" I am not sure if it is just another way...
10:09 Fri 19th Apr 20134 answers, last by Goodsoulette 12:13 Sat 20th Apr 2013
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Persevere

A young pastor was sitting in a restaurant eating lunch. He opened a letter he’d just received that morning from his Mother. As he opened it a twenty-dollar bill fell out. He thought to himself,...
10:39 Wed 17th Apr 20132 answers, last by starone 00:00 Thu 18th Apr 2013
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Three For One

A man travelling through Arizona stops at a small town and goes into a bar. He stands at the end of the bar and lights up a cigar. As he sips his drink, he stands there quietly blowing smoke rings....
16:09 Tue 16th Apr 20135 answers, last by starone 23:56 Wed 17th Apr 2013
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Four For The Price Of One

Did you hear about the successful bonsai tree grower? He got so good he ended up looking for a house with a smaller garden. One lady to a salesman in a shop: “I want to select a shirt for my...
17:29 Mon 15th Apr 20139 answers, last by Jemisa 23:25 Mon 15th Apr 2013
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Family Way

Conswelo, a Mexican maid announced to her boss, Mrs. Blanco that she was quitting. When asked why, she replied, "I'm in the family way." The wife was totally surprised and shocked, and asked who the...
21:46 Sun 14th Apr 20132 answers, last by starone 11:44 Tue 16th Apr 2013
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Life On The Moon

Shortly after his spaceship landed on the moon, the astronaut debarked and began exploring the strange new terrain. He had walked for only fifteen minutes when he came upon a lovely young moon girl,...
17:20 Sun 14th Apr 20135 answers, last by heathfield 17:34 Mon 15th Apr 2013
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A Little Smile?

So then they handcuffed me and said, “Anything you say can and will be held against you.” I said “Johnny Depp.” I changed my password to “Incorrect,” So whenever I forget what it is, the...
17:32 Sat 13th Apr 20134 answers, last by zebo 10:06 Sun 14th Apr 2013
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Suffering

Two elderly folks in a nursing home wanted to get married. Their doctor took each one into his office separately to try and talk them out of it. He called in the woman and told her that the man had...
22:48 Fri 12th Apr 20137 answers, last by stewey 03:09 Sat 13th Apr 2013
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Signs

Notice in a dry cleaner's window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than thirty days will be disposed of. Sign in the window of a Swedish furrier: "Fur coats made for ladies from their own...
13:46 Wed 10th Apr 20133 answers, last by marval 16:59 Wed 10th Apr 2013
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Budgies

Three budgies in a cage. One on the top perch One on the middle One on the bottom perch. Which Budgie owns the cage? The one on the bottom perch, the other two are on higher perches....
22:22 Mon 08th Apr 20133 answers, last by starone 10:47 Tue 09th Apr 2013
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Bump

A man who had just undergone a very complicated operation kept complaining about a bump on his head and a terrible headache. Since his operation had been an intestinal one, there was no earthly reason...
11:24 Mon 08th Apr 20136 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:53 Tue 09th Apr 2013
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Drunk

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him. He immediately apologised and...
16:57 Thu 04th Apr 20132 answers, last by DaisyNonna 20:21 Thu 04th Apr 2013
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Wise Answer

A girl went to introduce the man she wanted marry to her father. Father: "So you want to marry my daughter, what do you do for a living?" Man: "I just got out of prison; I will search for a job soon."...
22:36 Wed 03rd Apr 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:33 Wed 03rd Apr 2013
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Golf Nut

Tim and Janice met on a singles cruise and Tim fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in neighbouring towns only a few miles apart Tim was ecstatic. He immediately started...
14:44 Wed 03rd Apr 201311 answers, last by magicmick 23:41 Wed 03rd Apr 2013
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Politicians

An elderly farmer was in the Emergency Ward having stitches put in his hand, due to an accident with a piece of machinery. The doctor carrying out the procedure struck up a conversation with the old...
12:05 Wed 03rd Apr 20133 answers, last by daftgrandad 09:05 Thu 04th Apr 2013
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Missed

The new family in the neighbourhood overslept and their six-year-old daughter missed her school bus. The father, though late for work himself, had to drive her. Since he did not know the way, he said...
21:53 Tue 02nd Apr 20134 answers, last by AlwaysConfused 19:18 Wed 03rd Apr 2013

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