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What Do I Do

A hillbilly gets married and on his wedding night he decides to call his father to get some tips on what to do, since he had never been with a woman before. So he calls up his dad and asks him, "What...
16:52 Mon 11th Mar 20131 answer, last by starone 19:50 Mon 11th Mar 2013
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Tried

A very well-built young blonde was lying on her psychiatrist's couch telling him how frustrated she was since she always failed at everything she seemed to try. "I've tried to be a secretary and...
16:18 Sun 10th Mar 20137 answers, last by marval 16:23 Mon 11th Mar 2013
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Who's

A man was walking past a house when a used condom came flying out of the second story window and lands squarely on his head. Rather disgusted and absolutely furious, he goes up to the front door and...
22:42 Sat 09th Mar 20133 answers, last by marval 15:55 Sun 10th Mar 2013
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Sex Education (Adult)

An elderly, single, third grade teacher was informed she would have to teach sex education. She was quite upset and refused the assignment. She didn't think she would actually be able to talk about...
22:28 Thu 07th Mar 20132 answers, last by Answerprancer 22:33 Thu 07th Mar 2013
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For Safety

A business man packing for a trip glances in his briefcase. "Honey?" "Yes, darling?" "Honey," he says, in mild exasperation, "why do you persist in putting a condom in my briefcase every time I go on...
18:56 Thu 07th Mar 20133 answers, last by Chipchopper 21:22 Thu 07th Mar 2013
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Elderly Sex

One night, an 87 year-old woman came home from bingo and found Her 92 year-old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor,...
19:55 Wed 06th Mar 20133 answers, last by vodkancoke 22:58 Wed 06th Mar 2013
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Be Careful Who You Tell

A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement after he gave it to the police. "For example," he said, "when I...
11:39 Wed 06th Mar 20134 answers, last by starone 18:52 Wed 06th Mar 2013
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Senior Citizens

Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others....
17:48 Tue 05th Mar 20135 answers, last by maggiebee 20:21 Tue 05th Mar 2013
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Heart Attack

Two elderly ladies meet at a cafe after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiring about each other's health one asked how the other's husband was doing. "Oh! Ted died last week. He went...
15:59 Tue 05th Mar 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 00:01 Wed 06th Mar 2013
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Cheeky Husband

The first morning after the honeymoon, the husband got up early. He then went down to the kitchen. He soon brought his wife her breakfast in bed. Naturally, she was delighted. Then he spoke: "Have you...
20:14 Mon 04th Mar 20135 answers, last by Jemisa 22:58 Mon 04th Mar 2013
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These Made Me Smile

Direct Translation From European To English Getting There: Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing...
18:07 Sun 03rd Mar 20135 answers, last by Jemisa 23:49 Sun 03rd Mar 2013
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Stole

I stole a futon from a shop. I think the police are after me, so I have been lying low....
13:24 Sun 03rd Mar 20134 answers, last by mrs.chappie 20:28 Tue 05th Mar 2013
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God The Artist

A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question. "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?" A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy. "Really? How do you...
22:54 Sat 02nd Mar 20133 answers, last by starone 08:44 Sun 03rd Mar 2013
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Waitress

A new and inexperienced waitress tells another waitress she is concerned about being able to carry the heavy trays and serve from them. The other waitress explains that tray stands are placed...
22:18 Sat 02nd Mar 20132 answers, last by starone 08:38 Sun 03rd Mar 2013
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Suggestions Needed

We have been invited to my neighbours little boy's first birthday party. Ideas needed please, it is a long time since I had to buy children's presents. I don't want to spend too much, just a little...
23:22 Thu 28th Feb 201318 answers, last by KandisEspeland 19:24 Tue 14th May 2013
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Cat's Laws

Law of Cat Inertia A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse. Law of Cat Motion A cat will move...
22:16 Thu 28th Feb 20139 answers, last by mccfluff 15:31 Fri 01st Mar 2013
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I Want You

Send someone over quickly!” the old woman screamed into the phone. "Two naked men are climbing towards my bedroom window!" "This is the Fire Department, lady," the voice replied. "I’ll have to...
15:48 Wed 27th Feb 20131 answer, last by starone 20:21 Wed 27th Feb 2013
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Furious

A young boy comes home with an armchair under each arm and a sofa strapped to his back. His father is furious and says, "how many times have I told you not to accept suites from strangers?"...
17:47 Tue 26th Feb 20132 answers, last by starone 23:09 Tue 26th Feb 2013
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Big

A lady was in the stirrups at her gynaecologist’s office having her annual check-up, when she heard the doctor talking to himself as he examined her. "My, what a big vagina! ... My, what a big...
17:25 Tue 26th Feb 20137 answers, last by Baldric 17:54 Tue 26th Feb 2013
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Echo

Three men, one American, one Mexican, and one Chinese, were hiking in an unknown mountain. They suddenly discovered a big cave. So they each decided to test its echo. The American man shouted his...
19:31 Mon 25th Feb 20133 answers, last by Mick-Talbot 20:29 Mon 25th Feb 2013

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