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Medieval Pickups

"Hey, Princess, you wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could scabbard his sword, would you?" "Been there, slain that." "What's a nice maiden like you doing in a dungeon like this?" "They...
20:38 Tue 18th Dec 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:27 Tue 18th Dec 2012
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Men Tax (Adult)

The only thing that the government has not taxed yet is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it...
11:15 Tue 18th Dec 20126 answers, last by cupid04 01:04 Wed 19th Dec 2012
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Little Johnny

Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing lustily. His mother asked, "What's the matter now" "Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with a hammer," said Johnny through his tears. "That's not...
23:58 Mon 17th Dec 20123 answers, last by Jemisa 00:11 Tue 18th Dec 2012
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Bragging

A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of Morris, one of the older workmen. After several...
20:56 Mon 17th Dec 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:22 Mon 17th Dec 2012
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Adult

A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife what is the problem. She responds " My husband suffers from premature ejaculation." The counsellor...
21:27 Sun 16th Dec 20124 answers, last by roger 00:45 Mon 17th Dec 2012
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Three For The Price Of One

In an airport boarding area they announced that the flight was overbooked. The airline was looking for volunteers to give up their seats. In exchange, they'd give you a £100 voucher for your next...
20:26 Sat 15th Dec 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:35 Sat 15th Dec 2012
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Kicked

A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened, but then they danced for the second song too. They...
19:46 Thu 13th Dec 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 11:26 Fri 14th Dec 2012
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No Room

An extremely religious couple was vacationing in the Holy Land during the Christmas season and decided it would be very special to them to spend Christmas Eve in Bethlehem, the birth place of Jesus....
17:03 Wed 12th Dec 20121 answer, last by Starbuckone 23:39 Wed 12th Dec 2012
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2Xadult

David had been suffering from premature ejaculation for years and his wife coaxed him to finally go to a hospital for treatment. David got admitted and underwent an operation. His wife rang up the...
23:45 Tue 11th Dec 20127 answers, last by babyfammoi 08:49 Wed 12th Dec 2012
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Sisters

Joe Johnson, the Matchmaker, goes to meet Mr. Ford, who is a bachelor for many years. Joe says to Mr. Ford, "I suggest you do not delay it any further. I have someone in mind who is just perfect for...
19:52 Tue 11th Dec 20126 answers, last by McMouse 12:19 Wed 12th Dec 2012
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Our Library

Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story building. I knew a prisoner who crowded his roommates terribly by building a huge aquarium in their room. It was just plain cell-fish...
17:37 Tue 11th Dec 20122 answers, last by MTbowels 00:50 Wed 12th Dec 2012
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I Want

Seen in the want ads: A tall well-built woman with good reputation, who can cook frogs legs, who appreciates a good fuc- schia garden, classic music and tal- king without getting too serious. Feel...
19:44 Mon 10th Dec 20127 answers, last by robert551069 01:32 Tue 11th Dec 2012
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Court

A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I am possessed by an evil spirit.” After talking to the patient at some length, the psychiatrist said, “You do...
16:45 Mon 10th Dec 20127 answers, last by Starbuckone 20:24 Mon 10th Dec 2012
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So Tell Me

"So tell me, Mrs. Smith," asked the interviewer, "do you have any other skills you think might be worth mentioning?" "Well, actually, yes," said the applicant modestly. "Last year I had two short...
22:54 Fri 07th Dec 20123 answers, last by ghfuyuyyu 02:34 Sat 08th Dec 2012
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Do What I Do

The passenger sat in the back seat, clutching the door handle and wondering if she could expect to survive the trip. The cab driver sped through the crowded streets, weaving in and out of traffic. The...
19:44 Fri 07th Dec 20122 answers, last by marval 19:51 Fri 07th Dec 2012
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Would You?

If you could afford this, would you drink it? http://news.sky.com/story/1022257/elephant-dung-used-to-make-black-ivory-coffee...
19:36 Fri 07th Dec 201221 answers, last by joggerjayne 08:32 Sat 08th Dec 2012
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How did I do?

A young man volunteered for military service during World War II. He had such a high aptitude for aviation that he was sent right to Pensacola, skipping boot camp. The very first day at Pensacola he...
13:44 Fri 07th Dec 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 20:51 Fri 07th Dec 2012
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Exposing

A lady calls up the police: “Officer, there is a man exposing himself in the next building.” Officer: “OK, we'll be right over madam.” Fifteen minutes later they arrive at her...
23:16 Thu 06th Dec 20123 answers, last by owdhamer 23:25 Thu 06th Dec 2012
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Pole Erection

The colonel had three Second Lieutenants eligible for promotion. The problem was, he only had one First Lieutenant Slot available. The colonel called the first candidate his office and said,...
18:19 Thu 06th Dec 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:12 Thu 06th Dec 2012
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Imagine

Budget cuts to the Defence force forced the training team to start doing mock combat using no explosives, guns, or basically any equipment what-so-ever, so when it came to a training scenario, the...
23:04 Wed 05th Dec 20122 answers, last by fieopiepo 04:28 Thu 06th Dec 2012

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