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Welcome

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a...
18:27 Thu 27th Dec 20121 answer, last by Starbuckone 21:43 Thu 27th Dec 2012
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Mirror

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old codger decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the city’s stores, he picked up a mirror and looked in it. Not...
21:36 Wed 26th Dec 20122 answers, last by Chipchopper 22:41 Wed 26th Dec 2012
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Speed

A woman was driving down the motorway about 75 miles an hour, when she noticed a motorcycle policeman following her. Instead of slowing down, she picked up speed. When she looked back again, there...
14:11 Wed 26th Dec 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 16:17 Wed 26th Dec 2012
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Bull

A farmer needs a bull to service his cows but needs to borrow the money from the bank. The banker who lent the money comes by a week later to see how his investment is doing. The farmer complains that...
10:37 Wed 26th Dec 2012
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Gosh

There are three moms. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh I went through my daughter's bag the other day to get some gum, and I found an...
16:33 Mon 24th Dec 20123 answers, last by excelsior-1 18:26 Mon 24th Dec 2012
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It's Christmas

Mother bought a huge turkey for Christmas dinner. 'That must have cost a fortune!' I said . 'Actually I got it for a poultry amount,' she said. A man went to a butcher's and saw that the turkeys were...
10:22 Mon 24th Dec 20124 answers, last by marval 12:02 Mon 24th Dec 2012
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Three For The Price Of One

One day Lena confided to her friend Hilda that she had finally cured her nervous husband, Ole, of his habit of biting his nails. "Good gracious," said Hilda, "How did you do that?" "It was really...
22:05 Sun 23rd Dec 20124 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:26 Mon 24th Dec 2012
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Missing

At the end of the day, a preschool teacher had to help the children put on their coats and boots. One day when school was over and the children were getting ready to leave, one child came over to her...
16:11 Sun 23rd Dec 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 17:27 Sun 23rd Dec 2012
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Beware The Groan

Benny Shapiro worked at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. He used to tell his friends that he was the curator, although his primary job was to keep the exhibits clean and polished. One day he happened...
22:30 Sat 22nd Dec 20128 answers, last by askyourgran 21:30 Wed 26th Dec 2012
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Ass (Rude)

A preacher wanted to earn money for the building expansion program of his church. He had heard there was big money in horse racing, so he decided to purchase a horse and enter him in the races....
15:01 Sat 22nd Dec 20126 answers, last by Starbuckone 17:14 Sat 22nd Dec 2012
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For Dog Lovers

If a Dog were your teacher, you would learn things like: When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a car ride. Allow the experience of fresh air and...
10:08 Sat 22nd Dec 20125 answers, last by marval 11:03 Sat 22nd Dec 2012
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Doesn't Know

Little Harold was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den. The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Harold's violin...
09:37 Sat 22nd Dec 20129 answers, last by excelsior-1 17:50 Sat 22nd Dec 2012
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Zoo Christmas

The Crist family worked at a zoo. Each year they predicted the general luck and overall mood of the year by watching the gnu. If the gnu's ears were forward, that meant a successful, joyous year was...
16:30 Fri 21st Dec 20128 answers, last by Brinjal 18:08 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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Didn't You Get

As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual. "And what would you like for Christmas?" The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get...
10:43 Fri 21st Dec 20123 answers, last by sibton 13:41 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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You Had Better Be Good

Sarah and her thirteen-year-old sister had been fighting a lot this year. This happens when you combine a headstrong three-year-old, who is sure she is always right, with a young adolescent. Sarah's...
09:34 Fri 21st Dec 20121 answer, last by Starbuckone 09:38 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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Chrtistmas Card

Here is a musical Christmas card for you all. A very happy Christmas and a good new year to ypu all.(Mayan prediction permitting.) http://www.icq.com/img/friendship/static/card_7944_rs.swf...
21:50 Thu 20th Dec 201210 answers, last by marval 22:12 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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Know Your Carols?

A teacher asked her students to write the words to their favourite Christmas Carols. She probably got fired for mentioning Christmas in school. Anyway here are some of the humorous lines she received:...
17:55 Thu 20th Dec 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:14 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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Ouch (Adult)

There was this bloke who walks into a tattooist and says "I want you to tattoo a salmon on my d!ck " The tattooist says "OK but 2 things, it's going to hurt like hell, and it's going to cost a bundle"...
15:17 Thu 20th Dec 20126 answers, last by Starbuckone 16:43 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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Drinking Fault Finder

A solution to all of your drinking troubles Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet. Fault: Mouth not open or glass being applied to wrong part of face. Solution:...
21:15 Wed 19th Dec 20121 answer, last by Starbuckone 23:11 Wed 19th Dec 2012
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What Time?

What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked. "Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?" "Not until...
15:15 Wed 19th Dec 20124 answers, last by marval 21:02 Wed 19th Dec 2012

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