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Eat To Sleep

They made an engaging looking couple in the posh restaurant: The man was handsome, greying and obviously well off; the woman was a joy to any eye - very young, ravishing and delectable. As they each...
18:43 Wed 05th Dec 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 20:53 Wed 05th Dec 2012
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Ooh No Teeth

A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next...
15:56 Wed 05th Dec 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 20:42 Wed 05th Dec 2012
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Wisdom From Seniors

When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all bran? I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded. All reports are in. Life is now officially...
14:47 Tue 04th Dec 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:41 Tue 04th Dec 2012
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Cultural Difference

An American, a Japanese and a Chinese man went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted. When they came upon a small lake, they took off all their clothes and jumped into...
16:44 Mon 03rd Dec 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 18:44 Mon 03rd Dec 2012
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Another Collection

Doctor: "Take the green pill with a glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill with 2 glasses of water after lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another glass of...
13:31 Mon 03rd Dec 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 18:43 Mon 03rd Dec 2012
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If You Can

If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it, If you can understand when loved ones are too...
15:47 Sun 02nd Dec 20125 answers, last by pugthedog 18:15 Sun 02nd Dec 2012
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Hired Hand

John saw his old friend Tom, a seventy five-year-old planter, in town. Tom had lost his wife some years before and rumour had it that he was marrying his young maid. Being a good friend, John asked...
12:58 Sun 02nd Dec 20125 answers, last by maggiebee 17:56 Sun 02nd Dec 2012
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Comedy Collection

"Now this is the verbal part of your employment test," said the interviewer. "Can you tell me what gross aggrandized annuity means?" "Certainly," replied the applicant....
19:22 Sat 01st Dec 20121 answer, last by Starbuckone 22:47 Sat 01st Dec 2012
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Solitary

Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they're all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement. They're each allowed one thing to bring into the cell with them. The first guy asks...
15:37 Sat 01st Dec 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:42 Sat 01st Dec 2012
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Test Your Mental Age

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person...
21:34 Fri 30th Nov 20127 answers, last by hvghhfyt 02:39 Sat 01st Dec 2012
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A Collection

An irate old lady called the newspaper office loudly demanding to know where her Sunday paper was. "Madam," said the newspaper employee, "Today is Saturday. The Sunday edition is not...
17:07 Fri 30th Nov 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 18:17 Fri 30th Nov 2012
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Don't Lie

Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest...
18:02 Thu 29th Nov 20124 answers, last by Gizmonster 21:06 Thu 29th Nov 2012
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Poor Blonde

A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A couple minutes later two men walk by and see her hanging by her wrists. "What are you...
21:54 Wed 28th Nov 20123 answers, last by sibton 14:05 Thu 29th Nov 2012
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Santa (adult)

Old Saint Nick, with his big red sack slid down the chimney, and there sat a curvy blonde, wearing a negligee. "Santa," she breathed, "won't you stay a while?" "I...
18:44 Wed 28th Nov 20128 answers, last by marval 21:43 Wed 28th Nov 2012
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Just a chuckle 2

This couple had lived together in the old village for over sixty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a large city and they checked into a plush hotel. She said to the...
22:46 Tue 27th Nov 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 16:55 Wed 28th Nov 2012
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Just a chuckle

When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her aside....
15:13 Tue 27th Nov 20123 answers, last by zebo 16:54 Tue 27th Nov 2012
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Legs

Here's a quick test for you to take. This just proves that we have become way too dependent on our computers. Q: How Many Legs do You Have? To find out the answer, look down... . .. . . . . . .. . . ....
19:17 Mon 26th Nov 20122 answers, last by Starbuckone 20:25 Mon 26th Nov 2012
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Nelson at Trafalgar 2012

Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy." Hardy: "Aye, aye sir." Nelson: "Hold on, this isn't what I dictated to Flags. What's the meaning of this?" Hardy: "Sorry...
17:42 Mon 26th Nov 20128 answers, last by whiskeryron 10:55 Tue 15th Aug 2017
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Large

A guy walked into the doctor's surgery for an appointment. "Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty blonde receptionist asked. "I'll need the information for the...
19:43 Sun 25th Nov 20121 answer, last by Starbuckone 20:31 Sun 25th Nov 2012
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Are There?

Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant "Sid," asked Al, "Are there any Jews in China?" "I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?" When...
16:04 Sun 25th Nov 20121 answer, last by Starbuckone 20:28 Sun 25th Nov 2012

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