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Bouncy Castle!...

To the person who hid my shoes while I was on the bouncy castle!... Grow up....
10:31 Thu 25th Jan 20181 answer, last by Patsy33 13:58 Thu 25th Jan 2018
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Rant Over Green Wheelie Bin!

someone has nicked the lid off our green wheelie bin as i found out earlier when i moved it for the dustmen has to have been done late last night it was there then...jeez some people!!
09:00 Thu 25th Jan 201816 answers, last by -SharonA- 15:30 Thu 25th Jan 2018
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Cannabis !

Mixing cannabis with cod liver oil is.. Bad for your joints....
20:13 Wed 24th Jan 201818 answers, last by peth 09:09 Sat 03rd Mar 2018
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Kangaroo

What's the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot? One's a marsupial, the others a Geordie stuck in a lift....
08:48 Wed 24th Jan 20186 answers, last by Jackdaw33 13:56 Wed 24th Jan 2018
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My Stolen Diary!

The guy who stole my diary has died. My thoughts are with his family....
21:19 Tue 23rd Jan 20186 answers, last by Chipchopper 22:32 Tue 23rd Jan 2018
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Voodoo Doll!

My ex-girlfriend just text me to say she’s made a Voodoo doll of me. I think she’s pulling my leg....
19:54 Tue 23rd Jan 20189 answers, last by RPerkins098 13:23 Sat 27th Nov 2021
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I Walked Down A Street

I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB. That was a trip down memory lane....
17:49 Tue 23rd Jan 20182 answers, last by Voltage 17:55 Tue 23rd Jan 2018
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My Housekeeper

Our Brazilian housekeeper is rubbish at making the beds. She’s very tidy downstairs though....
15:07 Tue 23rd Jan 20187 answers, last by sunny-dave 18:24 Tue 23rd Jan 2018
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If Elvis Drank Carlsberg He'd Sing Some Ac-Dc !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOGkmoijhYI&list=FL8Auf4wizYbpoYfvKIihvhQ&index=2...
17:09 Mon 22nd Jan 20184 answers, last by Voltage 21:25 Mon 22nd Jan 2018
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How True!!!

Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right and the other is the husband.
12:34 Mon 22nd Jan 20181 answer, last by zebo 09:52 Tue 23rd Jan 2018
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Chinese Massage Parlour!

i was Having a massage down the local Chinese massage parlour Lady said “Any extras?” I said “No, get your own chewing gum.”...
18:30 Sun 21st Jan 20188 answers, last by Voltage 06:25 Mon 22nd Jan 2018
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Help Doing A Crossword!

If you see someone doing a crossword today, lean over them and say 7 up is Lemonade.
15:39 Sun 21st Jan 20188 answers, last by Voltage 17:13 Sun 21st Jan 2018
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I Punched My Doctor!

Punched the Doctor this morning! "Thats for saying my wife has a nice fanny!" The Doc screamed "You idiot, I told her she had acute angina!"...
20:07 Sat 20th Jan 20184 answers, last by Sqad 19:09 Sun 21st Jan 2018
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A Scarecrow

Driving past a field & saw a scarecrow trying to have a pee... I thought.. That scarecrow is clutching at straws......
15:56 Sat 20th Jan 20184 answers, last by Chipchopper 16:38 Sat 20th Jan 2018
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Some Gambling Jokes!

Gambling has brought our family together. We had to move to a smaller house. Did you hear that the Dalai Lama has a gambling addiction? He just loves Tibet. My gambling addiction cost me my...
10:11 Fri 19th Jan 201812 answers, last by kanseruden 16:28 Mon 27th Apr 2020
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Having A Shave!

Shaving with a razor takes a lot of courage. I used to shave my privates with one.. But I don't have the balls to do that anymore....
20:37 Thu 18th Jan 20187 answers, last by Shaglene 08:49 Fri 19th Jan 2018
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Getting Our 1St Dog?

Morning all right when we move later this year and have settled in we are going to get a rescue dog mrs v had dogs when she was younger I have never owned a dog... now I'm retired it is a good time to...
11:22 Thu 18th Jan 201827 answers, last by hereIam 14:54 Thu 18th Jan 2018
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Tomorrow!

Tomorrow there is a national orgasm convention in town. are you coming?...
20:14 Wed 17th Jan 201812 answers, last by Shaglene 15:27 Thu 18th Jan 2018
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My Mother In Law

My mother in law was stood in front of a mirror saying that she felt fat & ugly! The wife said "Please go pay her a compliment!" I said "Your eyesights good"...
18:23 Wed 17th Jan 20184 answers, last by Shaglene 15:29 Thu 18th Jan 2018
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Dodgy Email Scam!

A Nigerian Prince has died & left his millions to a cat He tried to give away his fortune for years, but no one ever responded to his emails...
14:47 Wed 17th Jan 20181 answer, last by marval 18:02 Wed 17th Jan 2018

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