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What Do You Call?

What do you call two blokes sitting on top of a window? Kurt and Rod...
21:09 Wed 28th Feb 201815 answers, last by Tilly2 21:23 Wed 28th Feb 2018
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Fa Cup Spurs V Rochdale

Watching the game what a farce with this Var system ..taking forever to make decisions totally spoiling the game for me...
20:20 Wed 28th Feb 201824 answers, last by Tilly2 21:45 Wed 28th Feb 2018
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Since The Snow Came!

Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in....
18:10 Wed 28th Feb 201823 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:09 Wed 28th Feb 2018
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Live Weather Map

im sure it was tilly a month ago or so talked about a weather site she used anyone remember what it was please
20:59 Tue 27th Feb 201811 answers, last by Mamyalynne 01:08 Wed 28th Feb 2018
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Mind The Ice!

Never mind the ice, I've just slipped on the floor in the local library.. I was in the non-friction section....
17:51 Tue 27th Feb 201812 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:15 Wed 28th Feb 2018
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Weather

I think we're in for a bad spell of wether.
06:33 Tue 27th Feb 20187 answers, last by Voltage 17:48 Tue 27th Feb 2018
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A Pay Rise!

I told my boss I needed a pay rise, I said that 3 other companies were after me Boss "which ones?" I said "the electric, gas, & the water"...
08:43 Mon 26th Feb 20184 answers, last by anthro-nerd 16:01 Mon 26th Feb 2018
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New Restaurant!

I ate at the new Mary Poppin's Restaurant last night... Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious...
14:02 Sun 25th Feb 20187 answers, last by jennyjoan 14:41 Wed 28th Feb 2018
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Wearing Black!

"Black really is slimming on you, you've never looked sexier!" I assured the missus... "Turn the light back on you idiot!" she replied...
09:26 Sat 17th Feb 20185 answers, last by Shaglene 17:26 Sat 17th Feb 2018
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Lipstick!

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me. Ahhh bliss!!...
06:35 Fri 16th Feb 201810 answers, last by marval 23:07 Fri 16th Feb 2018
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Her Chocolate!

My girlfriend asked me, "Did you eat my chocolate in the cupboard last night?" "No, don't be silly" I replied, "I ate it on the sofa."...
08:55 Thu 15th Feb 201816 answers, last by marval 19:58 Thu 15th Feb 2018
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Pancake Day!

I said to the wife today is pancake day. "Oh she said I'll make some" 30 mins later 4 burnt to a sizzle pancakes are dished up to me! "Do you expect me to eat this crepe"! I said!!...
05:50 Tue 13th Feb 20189 answers, last by spathiphyllum 10:39 Tue 13th Feb 2018
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Going To A Meeting Tonight!

I'm going to the annual fireplace association meeting tonight. I hope its not like last year when things got a bit heated....
16:34 Sun 11th Feb 201822 answers, last by Shaglene 18:47 Sun 11th Feb 2018
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Travel Sickness!

I suffer terribly with travel sickness. Sorry for bringing that up!...
14:04 Sun 11th Feb 20181 answer, last by Shaglene 18:49 Sun 11th Feb 2018
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New Job!

I got myself a new job in the telescope factory. Things are really looking up....
12:34 Sat 10th Feb 201820 answers, last by maggiebee 16:21 Mon 12th Feb 2018
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Valentines Night!

I’ve just phoned and reserved a table to take the Mrs out on Valentine’s night. She'll have the right hump, she hates snooker!...
22:30 Thu 08th Feb 201819 answers, last by Voltage 14:16 Wed 14th Feb 2018
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A Whale!

What do you call a whale with no pants on? Free Willy....
13:16 Thu 08th Feb 20185 answers, last by Garaman 19:15 Thu 08th Feb 2018
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Baker Job!

I got a job at the local bakers making doughnuts. I jacked it in after a week i got fed up with the hole business...
14:32 Wed 07th Feb 201815 answers, last by marval 17:59 Wed 07th Feb 2018
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My Calculator

A guy at work claims he didn't steal the battery out of my calculator, but something just doesn't add up...
14:53 Tue 06th Feb 20187 answers, last by Patsy33 15:32 Tue 06th Feb 2018
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Viagra Tea Bags!

Just bought some Viagra tea bags. There not improving my sex life, but there stopping my biscuits from going soft!....
20:09 Mon 05th Feb 201817 answers, last by petermic12 12:39 Sat 18th Sep 2021

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