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Free Prescription When 60?

Is it right that when you reach 60 in England you get free prescriptions or am I wrong?
13:43 Sun 29th Apr 201825 answers, last by waterboatman 05:07 Mon 30th Apr 2018
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Becoming A Better Person!

Since I spoke to the local Vicar about becoming a better person, I've had to flee my house. He said 'Love thy neighbour'. I did - i got caught....
11:21 Sun 29th Apr 201810 answers, last by Shaglene 18:43 Mon 30th Apr 2018
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Twitter!

Just asked Jonathan Ross whether he Tweets... "Oh yes" he said.. "I tweeted my wife to a nice womantic meal just the other night!"...
19:25 Fri 27th Apr 20186 answers, last by Shaglene 09:11 Sat 28th Apr 2018
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At Last!!

we finally have a moving date may 11th hooray!! let the fun begin!!...
16:12 Fri 27th Apr 201843 answers, last by Tilly2 18:45 Fri 04th May 2018
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I Grew Up In A Rough Area.

I grew up in a rough area. As a child people would cover me in chocolate, cream and put a Cherry on my head. It was tough in the Gateau.......
18:27 Thu 26th Apr 201811 answers, last by mallyh 11:31 Fri 27th Apr 2018
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Sad News..

Sad news.. At the Nestle factory today a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath... He tried in vain to attract attention but...
14:26 Thu 26th Apr 201818 answers, last by vulcan42 08:35 Fri 27th Apr 2018
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Potato!

My mate hates his surname, Potato. Although not as much as his wife, Jackie does. Went for a job as a potato packer.. Ended up getting the sack. Keep your jacket potatoes wrapped in tin foil at home....
13:37 Wed 25th Apr 201818 answers, last by Shaglene 07:43 Thu 26th Apr 2018
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Laundry!

My wife tripped and spilled the laundry basket all over the floor. I watched it all unfold. a little bit later The wife said she was feeling light-headed from a low iron level. To help her, I've...
16:59 Tue 24th Apr 20189 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:19 Tue 24th Apr 2018
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My Parents !

My parents could only afford a 2nd hand calculator which was missing the x button. Times were hard....
19:22 Mon 23rd Apr 20184 answers, last by spathiphyllum 15:54 Tue 24th Apr 2018
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Tottenham Hotspurs!

I've just heard that next season Spurs will be sponsored by Viagra? Because they can't get past a semi....
19:38 Sun 22nd Apr 20183 answers, last by Shaglene 15:30 Mon 23rd Apr 2018
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Trouble With My Computer!

I was having trouble with my computer at work so I called IT Support... He said, "Have you tried disabling cookies?" I said, "Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man?"...
22:06 Fri 20th Apr 20187 answers, last by Spicerack 10:02 Sat 21st Apr 2018
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My Obsession !

My wife told me she's getting fed up with my obsession with Kit-Kats. I suggested we take a break...
12:56 Fri 20th Apr 201830 answers, last by Voltage 19:57 Fri 20th Apr 2018
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Going On A Date!

I'm not getting anywhere on my dates so should I swallow a magnet to make me more attractive?...
12:21 Fri 20th Apr 20188 answers, last by spathiphyllum 12:39 Fri 20th Apr 2018
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The Queen!

Apparently the Queen is really angry that her new chair has been made of jelly.... She’s throne a wobbly......
10:21 Fri 20th Apr 201816 answers, last by Voltage 11:37 Fri 20th Apr 2018
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The Police Came To My House

The police just came to my house and asked where I was between 3 and 5. I told them nursery school....
18:34 Thu 19th Apr 20183 answers, last by marval 18:50 Thu 19th Apr 2018
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Yodelling Class!

If you're here for the yodelling class, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
13:20 Thu 19th Apr 20185 answers, last by Quoi 13:31 Thu 19th Apr 2018
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Cooking With Herbs!

My new business 'Cooking With Herbs' is in trouble. The bank has called in the Bayleafs....
09:24 Thu 19th Apr 201813 answers, last by Voltage 11:39 Thu 19th Apr 2018
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Construction!

I've got a joke about construction.I tell you later I'm still working on it....
09:09 Thu 19th Apr 201814 answers, last by marval 16:00 Thu 19th Apr 2018
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Ooops In The Dog House Again!

My wife spent an hour and a half getting ready to go out last night. Finally the bathroom door opened and she said, "Do l look fat in this?" I said, "Yes, but to be fair it is a small bathroom."...
16:58 Wed 18th Apr 20186 answers, last by Hopkirk 18:50 Wed 18th Apr 2018
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Spot Check!!

I got pulled over by a policeman last night on my drive home. He said 'This is a spot check' I said I've got 2 blackheads on my nose and a boil on my bum!!...
13:17 Wed 18th Apr 20186 answers, last by Voltage 16:28 Wed 18th Apr 2018

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