Quizzes & Puzzles53 mins ago
I didn't mean to push all your buttons.
I was just trying to hit 'mute'....
This one from Facebook made me laugh. (Perhaps I should've posted it under motoring)
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Not only is there no 'I' in team, there is no 'we' in chocolate.
.. That a balloon ride over America wouldn't be the best Valentines gift this year.
Any suggestions?...
These are actual notes that have been found on NHS hospital charts The patient refused autopsy. The patient has no previous history of suicides. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital....
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After 150 days of flooding, Noah released all the animals from his ark and commanded them to go forth and multiply. After some time, he saw that the flocks and herds were regaining their numbers, but...
The class was asked If anything funny had happened on their family holiday. Little Johnny said: "My Mum went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again...
Sillies sent from a friend. On toilet door: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below. In a store: Would the person who stole the step-ladder yesterday, please return it or further steps will be...
I let my pub quiz team down badly with my wild guess that the Fatal Attraction actress was Glenn Hoddle... Not even Close. ____ I only managed to watch 3/8ths of the latest Star Wars film...I've...
My grandson asked me "What's an alcoholic?"
I said " You see those two birds on the grass, an alcoholic would see four"
He said " Grandpa, there's only one "...
If you care for too many dogs, you may get a roverdose.
Of course I love ya darlin You’re a bloody top-notch bird And when I say you’re gorgeous I mean every single word So ya bum is on the big side I don’t mind a bit of flab It means that when I’m ready...
The chicken went to the gym to work on his pecks.
A Chinese couple get married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses He climbs in next...
Five ants rented a flat with five other ants.
Now they're tenants together....
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When our dryer broke, my husband set to work. He found the problem quickly and, since he needed to replace the belt, decided to repair a cracked knob and a broken hinge too. Upon arrival at the...
I know a guy who preforms circumcisions. He told me the pay isn't great, but he gets to keep the tips. _____ My clone used such foul language I pushed it over the edge of a cliff. I got charged with...
My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns. Well, toucan play at that game.