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Rondy

Pedro And Rosita

One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu." Oh no, not now,...
15:41 Thu 22nd Dec 20224 answers, last by david small 17:12 Mon 09th Jan 2023
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Xeronema

How Do Computers Get Drunk?

They take screen shots.
16:36 Thu 22nd Dec 20224 answers, last by Hopkirk 18:34 Thu 22nd Dec 2022
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Rondy

Turkey

Got my turkey, plucked it stuffed it. Now, when do I kill it?...
17:55 Thu 22nd Dec 20223 answers, last by Canary42 18:17 Thu 22nd Dec 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

A fire hydrant has H2O on the inside, and K9P on the outside.
07:18 Thu 22nd Dec 20227 answers, last by dustypuss 12:27 Thu 22nd Dec 2022
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1ozzy

Don't Worry..

..Unlike Royal Mail and their disgruntled employees, deliveries will still be on time. https://ibb.co/Ns2Fhpw...
03:07 Thu 22nd Dec 20221 answer, last by Chipchopper 05:26 Thu 22nd Dec 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Wife "look, I haven't worn this for ten years and it still fits" Husband "For heaven's sake, it's a scarf!"...
09:15 Tue 20th Dec 20225 answers, last by maggiebee 23:02 Wed 21st Dec 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I'm trying to get into classical music but I'm struggling to find any original recordings. All the music is performed by cover bands....
06:34 Wed 21st Dec 20227 answers, last by Hopkirk 22:52 Wed 21st Dec 2022
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zabado

Lipstick.

I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of her lipstick, she's not spoken to me since.
16:39 Wed 21st Dec 20221 answer, last by bookbinder 16:41 Wed 21st Dec 2022
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brian j john

Monopoly Set

I've just bought a Monopoly Set , but it has no Instructions . I mean. What are the chances...
14:12 Wed 21st Dec 20221 answer, last by Hopkirk 15:57 Wed 21st Dec 2022
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Rondy

Persil Non Bio

A Letter to Persil: I am writing to say what an excellent product I have found Persil Non Bio to be! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mum always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my...
11:51 Mon 19th Dec 20221 answer, last by ZebuSanctuary 16:25 Mon 19th Dec 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I'm selling my low mileage DeLorean. It's only been used from time to time....
06:55 Mon 19th Dec 20222 answers, last by Patsy33 14:11 Mon 19th Dec 2022
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Rondy

Rabbit

A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the...
15:19 Sun 18th Dec 20222 answers, last by Shaglene 11:24 Mon 19th Dec 2022
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Canary42

What Do You Call Santa Living At The South Pole?

A lost Claus
19:14 Sun 18th Dec 20221 answer, last by Jomlett 09:00 Mon 19th Dec 2022
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1ozzy

Which Body Part,,

,,wins your morning disagreement? https://ibb.co/Db6LrMT...
05:40 Mon 19th Dec 20222 answers, last by 1ozzy 07:06 Mon 19th Dec 2022
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Rondy

Just Wed

A man of Afro-Caribbean origin arrives at the pearly gates, to be greeted by God. Welcome, said God, what have you done to gain entrance to heaven. "Well" said the man " I married the most eligible...
11:25 Sun 18th Dec 20221 answer, last by Gramps82 14:40 Sun 18th Dec 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I'm furious that there is no word that rhymes with curious.
06:58 Sun 18th Dec 20221 answer, last by Khandro 07:39 Sun 18th Dec 2022
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Canary42

New Beer

This beer is apparently available in Chiswick where a house beer has been renamed. https://ibb.co/yRnfJrn...
10:42 Fri 16th Dec 20221 answer, last by Tuvok 15:31 Sat 17th Dec 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I accidentally drank some holy water when I took my laxatives. I'm about to start a religious movement....
06:39 Sat 17th Dec 20223 answers, last by Patsy33 13:06 Sat 17th Dec 2022
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Bazile

Back To Myplace

Why did the shrimp leave the party early ? Because he pulled a muscle...
10:41 Sat 17th Dec 20224 answers, last by Ellipsis 11:57 Sat 17th Dec 2022
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Rondy

There's More

I got so drunk last night that I started a fight with a mop… To be fair, I wiped the floor with him! ________________ I phoned the NHS line today and said, "I'm having a real problem getting an...
09:59 Fri 16th Dec 20225 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:48 Fri 16th Dec 2022

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