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News headlines: Iraqi head seeks arms Queen Mary having bottom scraped Is there a ring of debris around Uranus? Prostitutes appeal to Pope Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over NJ judge to rule...
I've got a friend who has fallen in love with two school bags.
He's bisatchel....
I have been telling my son my dad jokes since he was five years old.
He's all groaned up now...
Remember the great Shane Warne, a real ladies man. Shane Warne's team mates were perplexed to see Shane with women's panties on his arm. Shane bowled a few overs but no one dare ask him about the...
A Ryanair captain is making an announcement to passengers as follows: "Ladies and gentlemen, the oxygen masks have dropped down. A stewardess will be along shortly to charge you for them. The charge...
Congratulations to me! I just made my last mortgage payment! I still owe £262,000, but I'm just not going pay them anymore. ___________ My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was...
One day a woman from died and it hurt her husband who loved her dreadfully. So he got in touch with the finest head stone carver he could find - a man from Yorkshire. He said I wish to have on her...
I'll tell you what makes my blood boil.
Faulty space suits....
I've just bought Spiderman pyjamas.
I hope he likes them....
I met a gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants.
It was Weggie Kray....
A Doctor and his patient were discussing Liz Truss winning the PM vote. Patient: "She's a Post Turtle!" Doctor: "What do you mean?" Patient: "Well, You know when you're driving down the road and all...
Rick, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various questions about him and his education, but then asked him, "What is three times seven?"...
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where I can buy keto gummies on line? Someone keeps deleting the links before I have time access them!
Magazine help desk: Dear Walter, I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road...
An Essexgirl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on site. Medic: 'It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions?' Girl: 'OK'...
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Home remedies: 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY...
A lorry containing Vicks Sinex spray has crashed.
Police say there will be no congestion for eight hours....
