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Three blondes are undergoing a maths test. The examiner asks the first blonde, "What is 4 x 4?" To which the blonde replies, "36." He asks the second blonde, What is 4 x 4?" To which the second one...
3. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around.
4. Why is there a 'D' in fridge but not in refrigerator.
5. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made....
I saw this bloke who was a cross between an ostrich and a serial killer.
He was always burying other people’s heads in the sand...
Doctor, Doctor. Help me, i am getting shorter and shorter. Just wait there and be a little patient. - Doctor, Doctor. I am at deaths door. Do not worry, we will soon pull you through....
The hotel manager found a beautiful blonde maid looking rather guilty. "What is the matter, my dear?" "Well, the man in room 1210 called down for room service, and I was sent up to his room. I walked...
1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours.
2. In the word scent, is the 's' or the 'c' silent....
I just found out that rubbish collectors don't get any training to do the job.
They just pick things up as they go along....
Koalas, apparently, are not true bears.
The zookeeper told me that they do not have the right koalafications...
A man ran to the corner of the street where a policeman was standing. "Have you seen a bloke running down here?" he asked. "No why?" asked the officer. He came in my barber shop for a trim and a shave...
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the...
The Queen and Prince Charles are traveling alone in a Land Rover on the way back from a lunch for the President of the EU. They have become separated from their bodyguards. The Queen is resplendent in...
So I fancied a game of darts with my mate.
He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo'.
He said 'You're closest.'...
I accidentally drank a whole bottle of invisible ink! I’m now sat in hospital waiting to be seen…… : )...
How old were you when you realised that race car spelt backwards is race car?
My mate asked me "what do you think of voluntary work?"
I said "I wouldn't do it if you paid me"...
I'm not usually one for posting warnings about potential scams but I had a close call yesterday. I walked into B&Q yesterday and some old guy dressed in a black shirt with an orange apron on asked me...
Three little boys were sitting around talking about their fathers. The first boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings." The second boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings out of his nose." The third boy...
The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.
She was wearing massive gloves....
The police have confirmed that the man who fell from a 15th storey night club was not a bouncer.
I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!
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