Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome one and all to our club.

As it is the night of the big moon, members are requested to take great care .

Throat pastilles have been made available in the smaller scullery for those who may have need of them.


No doubt the usual drinks and nibbles will materialise along with our dear Matron.

Tonight's raffle prizes include:

An egg slicer (out of it's box, but probably unused)
Five small white buttons (four holes in each )
A box of frogs. (In honour of the big moon)

The colour of tonight's winning ticket is TBA.

[starone]

Are the firemen coming soon? I know I am old but I still like looking. (wistfully) Reminds me of when I was young All those handsome young men and I do like men in uniform. (even more wistfully) There's something about a uniform.

[DaisyNonna]

Lunar surprise? Sounds very elegant. But did we not expect a beautiful moon tonight? Can't find the River though and the moat looks as though it is disappearing fast.

Please call the fire brigade. I just adore tall men in uniform. Comes of being 5'2" and in need of protection.

[ladyalex]

Have you brought us a tiramisu , Miss Meg ? How thoughtful of you ...yum yum again.

[ttfn]

Kate, just think how the bewildered feel, they must have thought it was the Pentathlon trials for the Olympia Dukakis lookalike compo.

[starone]

What's an illuminati ttfn? Is it something rude? Is it something to do with all those husky young firemen, which I have noticed are taking a long time to arrive? Are you sure you have sent for them ladyalex?

[Meg]

Kate, forgive me but your hand is not looking any cleaner for a dip in the moat, may I suggest swarfega, works wonders.

[ladyalex]

They're here!

And they've got their hoses out !

They're pumping.
Look at thier muscular bodies...ooh I've come over all peculiar....kind of the opposite of one of my declines.

AN AN we have no sympathy for that bewildered lot. They are destructive vandals who have to be kept in their place...harsh but fair is the maxim for them.

[Mamyalynne]

Ena you look very fetching in that Kimono with a dragon motif, any more drinkies required, hic.

Where is fireman Sam bring him to my room please.

[mrs.chappie]

Alex ..... I am so sorry. I have some bad news about Charlie. There's no easy way to say this .....

Did you notice mammy's new handbag this evening? Did it look familiar?

Well, errr ..... :o(

[ladyalex]

Sam is climbing the stairs as we speak, Mamya......by Jupiter he's a big un.

[Mamyalynne]

Coo I will pop into my negil... naggle... err nightie

[Mamyalynne]

MrsC I have to own up Charlie was near the surface and snapped up my Alfie, so I had to do it to save my wer pet.

[Meg]

Soz, meant a tidal wave, stuff that fire bolbbies are here now, mine's that cute little guy! Meg goes into raptures..

[ladyalex]

Too much information, Mamya...

[ttfn]

The most I ever had at one time was 7 cats, so I take my hat off to you mrs.c

Now, if Star is still around - could we all nominate another MOFCer for an OU course? i would like to start with Alex (yeah right ☺) I think he would be ideally suited to earth and marine sciences - I am sure no-one else has that in mind <<cough, cough>>

[starone]

Ooh - I shall have to sit down for a bit to recover. I don't know if my poor old heart can stand the sight of so much male pulchritude all at once. What a day. I think this must be the culmination of everything nice.

[DaisyNonna]

So that would be an incline ladyalex. Towards what?
Ooh, one over there with red hair and green eyes. Bagsie!

[mrs.chappie]

That's the last time I put my webcam on and let Alex eyeball me while we're chatting. I'm now pregnant with his babies.

[Mamyalynne]

Swoon

[ladyalex]

Bang on, so to speak, Nonna.....definitely not a decline.....
Not keen on redheads, myself (though wouldn't turn my nose up at that one...) but the one with the dark curls is very fetching....still, I can look without touching, my heart, after all, still belongs to lordalex.