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I've just been to the hospital to have a mole removed from my ***. I won't be screwing one of them again.
A question for the Tory Abers. A short while ago you were proclaiming vociferously that Boris Johnson was the best person to lead the Tory Party. A bit later you were proclaiming vociferously that Liz...
Q) What day of the week do dogs look forward to most of all ?
A) chewsday...
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game
Sweet dreams are made of cheese
... who am I to dis a brie....
A bloke walks into a pub and sees three men and a dog playing poker. He says to the landlord, "flip me, that must be one clever dog." "Not really", said the landlord. "Every time he gets a good hand...
A camelid is at the checkout in a supermarket putting his shopping away , from the conveyor belt A friendly store employee asks him - '' Would you like some assistance with your shopping sir ? ''...
Opened my posting " you can't beat the oldies " on the jokes category. I liked Max Bygraves...
Recently thieves struck at my local British Legion club. club and they stole the new L.c.d television from the lounge.
I blame the committee for this because they put it where everyone could see it....
A duck says "Got any bread?" Reply, "No." The duck says "Got any bread?" Reply, "No." The duck says "Got any bread?" Reply,"No. And if you ask me again I'll nail your beak to the floor." The duck...
I've just started writing a book on hurricanes.
It's only a draft at the moment....
I had to quit my job working for the post office, the moment they handed me my first letter to be posted.
I looked at it and I soon realised "this is not for me"....
,,thought she could look at least like it was enjoyable..
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My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables.
jack and the beans talk....
..to think first..
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saw this sign out side a hospital pregnesy protection entrance at rear
Doctor: You are severely overweight.
Patient: I want a second opinion.
Doctor: You're also ugly...
Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the...
I heard a theory that the dinosaurs died out because their eggs became rotten.
It was a case of mass egg-stink-tion...
Do women ever sit back and think "My husband sure does know a lot, maybe I should just be quiet and listen to him."...
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