look left look right look left look right look up look down look left one more time look into the 4th, 5th and 6th dimensions look into the past and the future look into the souls of your unborn...
My partner gave me a wicker basket full of cold meats, sandwiches, fruit cake and crockery and told me to take it to the car. I couldn’t do it, I was hampered. Went to visit my Gran the other day...
Wish me luck. I'm off to speak to the bank manager today, and if things work out for me my life will change dramatically - I'm talking millions here. I'm so excited I can hardly get this balaclava...
Husband brings the child home from nursery and asks his wife - ''Do you think he's sick or something ?'' - '' He’s been crying the whole way home '' "No," replies his wife,- "he is just trying to...
I went back to the card shop yesterday and said, "Do you sell bereavement cards?"
"Yes we do." replied the assistant.
"Good," I said, "could I exchange this 'Get Well Soon' card for one?"...
With 'the world naked gardening day', coming up at this weekend, the BBC have been inundated by viewers of gardeners world, asking.....
Will Monty Don, be doing the full monty, to mark the event ?...
I was never one to make a scene. Which is probably why I was a terrible playwright. I’ve just climbed to the top of a mountain, it gave me summit to do. An electrician was arrested after a brawl in...
A priest is driving along a country road when a copper pulls him over: 'Have you been drinking?' He asks. 'Just water' replied the priest. Cop says, 'So why do I smell wine?' Priest looks over at the...
A Priest was marooned on a desert island. One day a beautiful woman arrives, a Minty look-alike, in a wet suit. ‘When did you last have a smoke?’ she asks. ‘Five years ago.’ So the Minty...
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to...
